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Best footie chants ever
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Just been sent these.
Thought they were pretty good, but wondered if any of you guys know of any better at your clubs:
Going back to the Gary Neville v Scouse fans thread, you can nderstand from some of these why the players get so wound up by the fans.
1) The new Ji-Sung Park song at OT.
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
2 **************************************
(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
3 **************************************
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
'Going down, going down, going down.'
Sunderland fans reply.....
'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
4 ***************************************
"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
5 ***************************************
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
6 ***************************************
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
7 ***************************************
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
8 ****************************************
West Brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we're up the top Chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down
then a few seconds later
champions...............champions..............champions
9 ***************************************
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't
like the idea of a swear word in his song.
10 **************************************
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
11 ***************************************
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad
12 ***************************************
Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at
St Andrews...
There's only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland
13 ***************************************
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He plays when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!
14 ***************************************
To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad
15 ****************************************
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
16 **************************************
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
Thought they were pretty good, but wondered if any of you guys know of any better at your clubs:
Going back to the Gary Neville v Scouse fans thread, you can nderstand from some of these why the players get so wound up by the fans.
1) The new Ji-Sung Park song at OT.
"Park, Park, Where ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
2 **************************************
(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You all f@*k one another
The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
3 **************************************
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
'Going down, going down, going down.'
Sunderland fans reply.....
'So are we , so are we , so are we.'
4 ***************************************
"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
5 ***************************************
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
6 ***************************************
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
7 ***************************************
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
8 ****************************************
West Brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we're up the top Chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down
then a few seconds later
champions...............champions..............champions
9 ***************************************
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't
like the idea of a swear word in his song.
10 **************************************
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!!
11 ***************************************
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match...
He's red,
He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad,
Carra's dad
12 ***************************************
Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at
St Andrews...
There's only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now he's alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland
13 ***************************************
Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He plays when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!
14 ***************************************
To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad
15 ****************************************
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
16 **************************************
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
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Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
thats quality
these ones are ace
If neville plays for england so can I,
If neville plays for england,
Neville plays for england,
If Neville plays for england so can I.
Oh Ashley Cole
Is a fucking arsehole.
Your going home in a yorkshire ambulance
Pure poetry. Absolute vintage.
"Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus stood up and he said, WE HATE TOTTENHAM! WE HATE TOTTENHAM!"
"61.........never again" alternative "45 years.......mind the gap"
"He's big
He's black
He had a heart attack
It's Kanu, It's Kanu"
"Carefree, wherever you may be
Chelsea ain't got no history
Lampard's fat and Terry's queer
You ain't won the league in 50 years"
"You've got Mourinho, we've got your stereos" Liverpool vs Chelsea
"Olé"
Yorkshire Ambulance is a legendary chant.
Uriah Rennie, is a wanker, is a wanker, Uriah Rennie, is a wanker, is a wanker.
"ya mum's ya dad, ya dads ya mum, you're interbred you bastard scum.."
"we're going down on your mum, down on your muuuuum.."
"you must have come on a skateboard...come on a skateboard"
"you scruffy bastards, you scruffy bastards"
to the brighton fans "you're just a town full of queers, town full of queeeers"
again to brighton fans "we can see you holding hands, we can see you holding hands"
(the above 2 are a bit controversial i admit)
"chim chimeny chim chiminy chim chim charoo we are the bastards in claret and blue"
probably hundreds others..
That was a popular one down the Dell when I was younger.
When playing Fulham..
He's fat
He's round
His only son is dead
Is name is Al Fayed
'Put a Jew, Jew, Jew, in the oven gasmark 2...'
:no:
Oooh, nasty.
I saw my mate the other day
He said have you seen, the white Pele
And so I asked, who is he?
He said "He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney"
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney
and there's also:
Build a bonfire, Build a bonfire
Put the scousers on the top
Stick the city in the middle
And then burn the f*cking lot!
my favourite piss taking one of all time has to be the Baddiel and Skinner inspired chant to Forest's Jason Lee:
He's got a pineapple on his head
He's got a pineapple on his head
He's got a pineapple on his head
And his name is Jason Lee
we the 'orns from hertfordshire,
you got shit jobs, you shag you dogs
and your wife is on the game.
the wanky luton town went to rome to see the pope
the wanky luton town went to rome to see the pope
the wanky luton town went to rome to see the pope
and this is what he said : FUCK OFF
whose that team they call the watford
whose that team from hertfordshire
we are the hornet boys, and we make alot of noise
and mike newell mother is whore
shes a whore, shes a whore, MIKE NEWELLS MOTHER IS A WHORE
ohhhh grahame poll
hes a fucking arse hole
hes fucking arse hole
he comes from tring,
and he doesnt know a thing
(southampton song)
posh spice is a slapper, she wears a wonderbra
and whens shes shagging beckham shes thinking of pahars
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head,
The stars in the bright sky looked down where...
HEALY! HEALY! HEALY!
The Englishmen came over in the year 2005,
But little did they know we'd planned a wee surprise,
Sir David scored the winner and Windsor Park went wild,
and this is what we sing...
Were not Brazil were Northern Ireland,
Were not Brazil were Northern Ireland,
Were not Brazil were Northern Ireland,
But its all the same to me!
Posh Spice is a slapper,
She's very touchy-feely,
And when she's shaggin' Beckham,
She thinks of David Healy!
Beckham is Bisexual
He shagged Rebecca Loos
And when he's banging Posh Spice
He thinks of Aaron Huges!
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland,
Are you Scotland in disguise! (sang to England fans)
Are you England,
Are you England,
Are you England in disguise! (sang to any opposition team now)
He's tall, he's thin,
He looks like Jimmy Quinn,
It's Jimmy Quinn!!
If your going to a whorehouse clap your hands! (When in Warsaw for the Poland game)
Sing when you're whaling, you only sing when you're whaling. (Sang to Norway fans)
posh spice is a slapper, her knickers smell of cod,
and whens shes shagging beckham shes thinks of Ormerod.
What the fuck?
I always liked the chants about Niall Quinn's disco pants.
oh what can it mean
to a sad scouse bastard
and a shit football teeeaaaam.
songs sung today after being 4-1 - after growing through everyone i the staduim e.g.
marlon, whats the score marlon marlon whats the score
boothroyd whats the score...
front row whats the score..
crew fans whats the score...
lino whats the score...
stewards whats the score...
the last one was sung to the st johns ambulance crew in the corner
"st johns whats the score, st johns st johns whats the score" - they didnt reply so we followed it up with...
booooo.
your going home in watford ambulance! your going home in watford ambulance!
behind Burnley, it goes without saying.
grrr whats that supposed to mean...we have no problem with your lot...
in fact, i had a good breakfast at bradford tesco at 3am in the morning the other night, good ploughmans and a can of red bull... :thumb:
Most of these are hilarious.
selling your top goal scorer is never the best idea is it
Fully agreed!
The Referee's a Codhead!
The Referee's a Codhead!
(repeat)
Its Black Its White
it's black it's white
it's full of f*****g s***e
grimsby town grimsby town
All S*it On Sc*nthorpe!
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
LETS ALL S*IT ON SCUNTHORPE
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH --->
Anti-southern Chant
down the pub,skive of work
get absolutely plastered
then go home and beat the wife
you southern fairy b*stards
I remember that one well, even though it was sung by our arch enemies!!!!!
I think it went:
Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best,
they go up from his arse to his chest,
and when big Niall scores we all dance,
Niall Quinn's disco pants!!!!"
One of my old favourites came out last week at OT:
"In the liverpool scum,
they look in the dustbins for something to eat,
they find a dead rat and they think its a treat,
in the liverpool scum."
+about 4 more verses I can't remember.
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what shall I be?
Shall I be pompey? Shall I be Saints?
Here's what she said to me
Wash yer mouth out son
Go get your fathers gun
and shoot the pompey scum
and support the Saints
We hate pompey, we hate pompey....
to the tune of 'You're My Sunshine'....
You're a scouser
An ugly scouser
Your only happy, on giro day
Your mums out thieving
Your dads drug dealing
Please don't take my hub caps away
I know a couple of Munich ones but the Man U fans would throw a fit.
sign on, sign on
with a pen in your hand
and your never get a job
your never get a job
your mums on the game,
and your dads in the nick
you cant get a job coz your too fucking thick
in your northern slums
in your northern slums
I asked my mother what shall I be?
Shall I be pompey? Shall I be Saints?
Here's what she said to me
Wash yer mouth out son
Go get your fathers gun
and shoot the pompey scum
and support the Saints
We hate pompey, we hate pompey....
Thats a leeds song , Leeds have sung it for years
When i was just a little boy
I asked my mother what shall i be?
Shall i Chelsea? Shall i be Leeds?
Heres what she said to me...
And-
Get the chelsea out of Leeds!
Get the cheslea out of leeds
get the chelsea
get the chelsea
get the chelsea out of leeds!!!