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Scientific Proof that Santa Doesn't Exist

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    No! I always wanted to leave milk but my can't stand it, so always persuaded me to leave whiskey!

    Bring me mince pies! pleasey. I don't want to go to my lecture :(
    It's far too late for lectures. I hope it's at least Christmas themed.

    *lobs mince pie York-wards*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :crying: :crying: he's dead????? how could you say such a thing :crying: :crying:

    lies lies lies!!! *sticks fingers in ears and sings rudolph the red nose raindeer*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    I have home-made mince pies :yum:

    did i ever tell you how much i love you? :flirt:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Dilation_Device_(Stargate)

    see, santa is real

    He's real because Wikipedia told you so? :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    It's far too late for lectures. I hope it's at least Christmas themed.

    *lobs mince pie York-wards*

    Nope it was a really boring lecture about glottal stops and -t -d deletion. Boring. Eyes went fuzzy and I went all sleepy.
    Ta for the mince pies! x

    To Thunderstruck - as opposed to 'he isn't real because YOU told us so?'

    P.S in History of English today we got to sing 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' but in a translation from Old English. Mucho funny. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that has totally ruined christmas for me! :crying:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    To Thunderstruck - as opposed to 'he isn't real because YOU told us so?'

    Yes, but you also can't fault the maths - it is a scientific impossibility that Santa could do it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does it really matter if it's not scientifically possible for Santa to do it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The magic and wondors of Santa cannot/need not be explained by science. Some things just happen, and thats the glory of Christmas time *stary eyed*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Does it really matter if it's not scientifically possible for Santa to do it?

    Seeing as science normally defines the bounds of possibility and impossibility - yes, it does matter. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Science doesn't need to define the boundaries of belief though.
    Stop ruining Christmas for the kids! *stomps foot*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Little_one wrote:
    More proff santa does not exist I've just spent £44 on my mum's chirstmas present from my dad as he is too busy at work to go out and buy it.

    Sants doesn't exist coz he did, I wouldnt have to buy my main xmas pressie through my own amazon account, becuase my parents wont get one.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you'd probably like this , if you liked that, (or even if you didnt) it doesn't disprove anything, just gives possibilites & the origins of stuff. it's pretty interesting :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wasn't there some Danish bloke called Nicholos who used to give presents to children, then it just became santa after a while...the whole idea like.

    I thought the thread was pretty funny actually.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cool - now I know what I want for Christmas, I mean, Hannukah.
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