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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
TheSite Nativity!
Me and Franki are holding a TheSite nativity play. We have already cast some people but are holding open auditions for the rest. So far we have
Mary and Joseph Kermit and GWST (aww)
Baby Jesus Baby Glittery_Vodka and Baby Tink (child acting laws - must have 2 babies!)
Three Kings/Wise Men JimV, Man of Kent and Kentish
Angels Ballerina, Kate1, dizzy blonde babe, Franki, MoonArcanum, Girl Interrupted, Infinite (with cardboard wings), Violette, Lisa Simpson's Sax
Donkey Blah and my_name (are two parts of the same donkey, my_name is the 'asses ass' as she puts it!)
Angel Gabriel Lucifer Devil
Ass skive
Inn Keeper Thunderstruck (the GOOD, NICE Inn Keeper!) with his minger
Shepherds Noog, Chaos_Insomniac, Eul_Grepus, ~kaz~
Shepherdess Katralla (is willing to sing and will bring own teatowel!)
God Kaffrin
Sheep Teh_Gerbil, Rolly, Rich-E
Lambs nicebutdim23
Ox Mr Mist, Leese
Voiceover dude Bad Seed
Star Star*
Camels little one, your-babe


We are holding auditions for:
Angels
Shepherds (must provide own tea towel)
Ox
Sheep and Lambs

If you would like to star in TheSite Nativity, please post your application and preferred role here.

Update: We need some sheep!
Update: JimV is confirmed! JimV will be appearing as a wise man!
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Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i shall be an angel! :angel:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Woo Hoo, can I be an angel?! I was never in a Nativity play :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Donkey usually has two peple in it, so I'll be the asses ass.

    Who will be my head?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wanna be an angel

    wanted to be mary!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would like to be a donkey please
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep I'll edit the first post as people fill in the roles!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm an angel :angel:.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rofl @ the donkeys.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So do you want to be a Wise Man, Kentish?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd love to be an angel, but I have a feeling I'm an ass :(
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    I'll be an ass.
    Weekender Offender 
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd love to be an angel, but I have a feeling I'm an ass :(
    You're so an angel :yes:.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So do you want to be a Wise Man, Kentish?
    :yes: I think that goes without saying.

    [/wisdom]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All Right! Thanks. I'll try not to have gas.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be the Angel Gabriel, obviously.

    Or then a tree is probably more realistic.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    I'll be an ass.
    We already have them ;p.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can I be the innkeeper? Principally becuase I get to turn people away when I know full well that the honeymoon suite is free. Especially if it means turning away Kermit.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Franki wrote:
    We already have them ;p.

    I'll be the star then. Oh :yes:
    Weekender Offender 
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm stripy :wave: , i dont have lines in my name, i dont wanna be famous for my dramatic role of an angel with the wrong name! :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    can I be the evil king, Wenslis? right?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    You're so an angel :yes:.

    :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    omg I'm really sorry!
    Hang on I'll take 'em out next time I edit! It looks like you do because it's all underlined as a hyperlink anyway!

    Btw we have the role of 'donkey' as in the donkey they rode to Bethlehem on, and then the ass that was in the stable when Jesus is born. Thunderstruck is now the Inn Keeper who lends them his stable, but we need some mean ones who say 'no room at the inn!'
    (Kentish=wisdom, totally)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jinx wrote:
    can I be the evil king, Wenslis? right?
    That's a whole different story!
    and I think you mean Herod.
    Wenceslas is blatantly 'good'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't divide up my part!


    No Room At The Inn, Motherfuckers!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    All Right! Thanks. I'll try not to have gas.

    you should be more worried about whether im having gas! ha
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    you should be more worried about whether im having gas! ha

    Good thinking. You better not have gas, damnit.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Btw we have the role of 'donkey' as in the donkey they rode to Bethlehem on

    GWST has to ride me and my_name :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    GWST has to ride me and my_name :lol:

    Wait, I didn't sign up for all that work, I want to be the one that just sits and sleeps the whole time in the barn. Am I going to have to find myself a new head blah? i hope it doesn't come to that :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well she should be greatful! Without you she would've had to walk!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thank you!
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