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Billy Connolly

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
How nice to see goo old Billy back on the tele!!!

If you've never seen him before have a watch of his Tour of England IReland and Wales on Monday night BBC1

snoogens
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now that Spike has died, I can officially announce Billy as being the funniest man alive...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Like he wasn't beforehand!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Spike was a funny bloke, yeah, but don't suck on his cock just 'cos he croked it!!

    snoogens
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Johny5:
    <STRONG>Spike was a funny bloke, yeah, but don't suck on his cock just 'cos he croked it!!</STRONG>

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    Fuck you, you know-nothing tosser.

    I'm old enough to remember the Q series and I read Spike's diaries when I was in my teens, some 15 years ago - you know, just about when you were starting school. I had borrowed them from someone, and now own my own copies.

    Easy to make assumptions isn't it. Asshole.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Calm down you two. Both are comic genii.

    Jack Dee comes a close second tho <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Billy Connelly rules. I have never laughed so much in my whole life as when watching his videos!!

    Anyone who knows the "wilderbeast" bit on the "Two night stand" video will understand *still laughing*

    Has anyone read the book about him written by his wife? Someone bought it for me on my birthday, it is really good (and I normally dont read biograhies).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaz:
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    Anyone who knows the "wilderbeast" bit on the "Two night stand" video will understand *still laughing*

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    Oh Classic!! 'Ere am no fucking wilderbeastIMAO

    If Billy Connelly were PM, he'd sort this country out!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO!

    "ere, did you here a lion? ... it just has a lion-y feel about the place..."

    and the heart stopping line:

    "Run! run you idiot!!!! See that dust cloud on the horizon??? that's ever other widebeast in the seringetti, get after them!!! they know something you don't!!!"

    LOL

    *knows she has seen this video too many times*

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Always shag a sheep on the edge of a mountain... they push back harder"

    Billy is great, but...
    Originally posted by MoK:
    <STRONG>Now that Spike has died, I can officially announce Billy as being the funniest man alive...</STRONG>

    Second still... Eddie Izzard wins all!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yup, i agree. But isn't it wierd?:

    Billy C
    Sean C
    And myself...... all the greatest things seem to come from scotland! (jk) lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mindless all the way:
    <STRONG>Second still... Eddie Izzard wins all!</STRONG>


    Okay, so 'The Monkey in the Tree' skit is fucking hilarious, but Eddie isn't as consistently funny as Billy...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have to agree with Mindless.. that Eddie Izzard is indeed the funniest comedian on today's circuit.

    However being Scottish, Billy Connelly is a national hero to my nation, and i pished myself with laughter when he ran nude round that statue in London for Comic Relief!!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:
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    Okay, so 'The Monkey in the Tree' skit is fucking hilarious, but Eddie isn't as consistently funny as Billy...</STRONG>


    Don't ya mean 'le singe est sur la branch'? (apologies for bad grammer)

    And theres the british films sketch "by god man! do they want tea?"

    And the cat drilling sketch... and the vacumn cleaner sketch... and the "danger could be my middle name... but its john" thing.... and.... <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    But Billy is better at being spontanious... he does shows that he makes up 100% on the spot. And his songs are great!

    'How can I tell you I love you... when you're sitting on my face" <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My ex's best mate's dad sounded exactly likely Billy when he talked. His proper voice, not put on or anything!! It was sooo weird!
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