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MILF - well, not really

Uncomfortable news comes today from the dreadful lads magazine, Nuts. (come on, you don't think I actually read these things, do you?) Since American Pie came round, men have lusted after MILFs. Need I say what that means?

Well, the lads mags have been doing their "Women Of The Year 2005". It turns out that 31% of the men who voted have sexual yearnings towards Lorraine Kelly. That's right, 31% of Nuts readers have sexual fantasies about this woman...

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This is the story.

Anyone here got any dark sexual yearnings to confess to? :p
Answering my question, no! :angel:
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Oh... dear.

    I can't say I have. Eeh... that's odd, imho. Then again, there are alot of websites for men who like older women.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She's not bad for her age.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    beans wrote:
    She's not bad for her age.

    I'm with beans she is not bad for her age, my friend's brother has a thing for Fern Britton.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    beans wrote:
    She's not bad for her age.
    Maybe so. But i'd hardly pull one off over her. So many better candidates. ;p

    And Fern Britton? Well.. different strokes for different folks and all I guess.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Little_one wrote:
    I'm with beans she is not bad for her age, my bf's brother who is 23 has a thing for Fern Britton.

    Fern Cotton :yes:

    Fern Britton :no:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gavman wrote:
    Fern Cotton :yes:

    Fern Britton :no:

    I know I don't understand it either, my bf would pick Fern Cotton :love: too.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't think she is bad for her age either..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm lorraine's not that bad tbh, she did a shoot for a lads mag a while back which is probably why she won......but in that article sg posted it said jo whiley was the runner up........jo whiley?!?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tbh nah I think Loraine kelly is rather attractive for her age although just not my cup o' tea
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    very strage indeed ... now need a say more then staceys mum :D

    rachel hunter now that is a milf :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah lorraine kelly is pretty yum for her age of course, but i would still rather have Fern Cotton! although that huge tatoo she has around her hip and stomach would be a bit of an eye sore...so i guess what im saying is...erm...hot looking MILF's can rock as much as younger chicks...i think
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.

    She wouldn't be my first choice, though. I have a thing about Anna Friel and she's not a teenager anymore.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anna Friel *drools*

    Ditto Rachel Hunter, Madonna, Angelina Jolie... etc etc ad nauseum
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id do Anna Friel too given half a chance.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Rachel Weisz
    Weekender Offender 
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Rachel Weisz

    :yum:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Madonna

    Showing your age there;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Uncomfortable news comes today from the dreadful lads magazine, Nuts. (come on, you don't think I actually read these things, do you?) Since American Pie came round, men have lusted after MILFs. Need I say what that means?

    Well, the lads mags have been doing their "Women Of The Year 2005". It turns out that 31% of the men who voted have sexual yearnings towards Lorraine Kelly. That's right, 31% of Nuts readers have sexual fantasies about this woman...

    pic_lorraine_kelly_lg_01.jpg
    This is the story.

    Anyone here got any dark sexual yearnings to confess to? :p
    Answering my question, no! :angel:

    I'd shag her silly.

    So I can't say I'm surprised. I'd love to shag the ditzy blonde tart from Hollyoaks (who was working in the pub) as well. Viv Windsor from emmerdale would possbily be another (definitely if i was drunk/on drugs).

    I presume they've all got kids...

    ;)

    Oh, and Amanda Platell of course.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Rachel Weisz

    Rachel Weisz doesn't have kids does she?

    Either way, good shout.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ummm, Patrick Stewart?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ummm, Patrick Stewart?
    If you like a bit of good Huddersfield sausage I can think of worse...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sharon Osbourne
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Davina Mc Call is a MILF
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What does MILF mean?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What does MILF mean?

    'Mother I'd Like to Fuck'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was glad to see Sarah Beeny and Jo Frost on the original list in Nuts, they're foxy ladies
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I prefer Olga Sosnovska

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    And Keeley Hawes

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Spooks fan, I take it!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Violette wrote:
    Sean Connery, defo. Scottish growl really does it for me. And I like the grey beardy thing, I think it's really sexy! Haha. Christian Slater, he's getting on a bit too.
    Girls.. Anna Friel. Famke thingybob. And that granny in the halloween thing that Skive posted. OH YES.

    Still not done my impression, have I? :p
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