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MILF - well, not really
BillieTheBot
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Uncomfortable news comes today from the dreadful lads magazine, Nuts. (come on, you don't think I actually read these things, do you?) Since American Pie came round, men have lusted after MILFs. Need I say what that means?
Well, the lads mags have been doing their "Women Of The Year 2005". It turns out that 31% of the men who voted have sexual yearnings towards Lorraine Kelly. That's right, 31% of Nuts readers have sexual fantasies about this woman...
This is the story.
Anyone here got any dark sexual yearnings to confess to?
Answering my question, no! :angel:
Well, the lads mags have been doing their "Women Of The Year 2005". It turns out that 31% of the men who voted have sexual yearnings towards Lorraine Kelly. That's right, 31% of Nuts readers have sexual fantasies about this woman...
This is the story.
Anyone here got any dark sexual yearnings to confess to?
Answering my question, no! :angel:
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I can't say I have. Eeh... that's odd, imho. Then again, there are alot of websites for men who like older women.
I'm with beans she is not bad for her age, my friend's brother has a thing for Fern Britton.
And Fern Britton? Well.. different strokes for different folks and all I guess.
Fern Cotton :yes:
Fern Britton :no:
I know I don't understand it either, my bf would pick Fern Cotton too.
rachel hunter now that is a milf :hyper:
She wouldn't be my first choice, though. I have a thing about Anna Friel and she's not a teenager anymore.
Ditto Rachel Hunter, Madonna, Angelina Jolie... etc etc ad nauseum
Showing your age there;)
I'd shag her silly.
So I can't say I'm surprised. I'd love to shag the ditzy blonde tart from Hollyoaks (who was working in the pub) as well. Viv Windsor from emmerdale would possbily be another (definitely if i was drunk/on drugs).
I presume they've all got kids...
Oh, and Amanda Platell of course.
Rachel Weisz doesn't have kids does she?
Either way, good shout.
'Mother I'd Like to Fuck'
And Keeley Hawes
Still not done my impression, have I?