worst movie u have seen???

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for me its wrongfully accused

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Oh easy peasy lemon squeezy, it has to be...The Bodyguard, with Kevin Costner and Whitney Huston. I saw it at the cinema with my mum and I squirmed through the whole film.

I'd rather have my nails pulled off with pliars than see this ever again! <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

Kevin Costner..ICK.

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Flubber, Dumb and Dumber, both Ace Ventura films. I'm not a big fan of American comedy.

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The Seige..went to see it with a bloke I met on the internet..and fell asleep on his shoulder!

Ace Ventura- Pet Detective

Austin Powers (people will probably slag me for that but I can't stand it)

Audition

Hey, they all start with A. Wow.

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half the films you's have said are brill ie ace ventura, austin powers and the body gaurd.
Dude weres my car is the worst film ever made

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speed 2, the blair witch project <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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Battlefield earth-John Travolta and some bloke with a wig.

The sheer concept that after a 1000 years the humans might find a US fort FULL of APCs, harriers and tanks, and all if it be working, and get this...the humans knowing how to use it is laughable.

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The Blair Witch Project without doubt.
But Cats and Dogs was pretty awful, as was Patch Adams, High Fidelity, and Mars Attacks.

Austin Powers is superb.

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Blair Witch Project (apparently Blair Witch 2 was even worse)

Hell Goes To Frog Town (ex WWF star Roddy Piper and a load of mutated frogs, complete shite)

Oh yes! You're right I am gonna slag you!
Austin Powers is sooooo FUNNY!!

snoogens

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Congo!!!!!!!!!!

Its the worst film to ever be created by anyone the gorrilas look like bears!!!!!

Its sucks, gaaaaaaaaahhhhhh am getting into a rage about it again as I paid money to go and see that shite in the cinema!!! <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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easily down to earth...it was a total waste of 2 hours of my life...I could have been ding something so much better...
alos..scary movie, I know it was supposed to be a spoof but it was just godamm pathetic...

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Yeah down to earth was soooooooo lame.

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Bats

Worst film ever...

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Battlefield Earth is a good book though, if you can put up with L. Ron Hubbard's style.

Worst films;-

Blood Surf - for the least convincing acting, characters, plot, special fx and continuity I've ever seen.

Demolition Man - the only film I've fallen asleep while at the cinema

Split Second - though vaguely amusing, Rutger's just repeating his Blade Runner bit.

The Rift - Cheap "Abyss" rip-off. Poor.

Night Flier - Stephen King book-to-film. Subtitled as "Evil has a flight plan", enough said.

They Nest - attack of the killer cockroaches.

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Judge Dread <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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for me it has got to be the Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter films, they were totallcringe worthy, oh and Batman and Robin, George cloony and Arnold Swartzenegger doing the hammiest role yet! loved Robin's suit tho! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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Sgt Bilko with steve martin in it - me & my mum were the only ones in the cinema - has ne1 else seen or herd of it? none of my friends have!

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I think it has to be - ohmygod- i cant remember!!!!!!! it is quite recent, it has that lady in where she keeps on seeing a girl who looks exactly like her in the bath and stuff. Trailors are of here in the bath, it has Harrison Ford in (i think)

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You are talking about What Lies Beneath-that was okay actually! Made me jump anyway.

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Down Periscope. It was so bad I can't even remember what it was about... something to do with submarines or something...

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the birds, what aload of absolute crap, no story line, no ending, no explainations of what's happening <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> complete shower of shit

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The worst film i have ever seen has got tbe be The Holy Man, eddie murphey and jeff goldblum, it is the most terrible dire piece of crap i had the miss furtune to spend money on to go and see <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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Originally posted by Jonas:
<STRONG>Down Periscope. It was so bad I can't even remember what it was about... something to do with submarines or something...</STRONG>

Kelsey "Frasier" Grammer as the Captain of a submarine on excercise with the USN. His boat is clapped out, his crew is incompetent and he has a female on board, who has to berth in the torpedo room (no women's quarter's on board). I thought it was quite funny.

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Originally posted by RNT:
<STRONG>I'm gonna have to disagree with u on demolition man LoL I thought that was a pretty good film...anyway how the hell did u fall asleep with sandra bullock in it???</STRONG>

I agree. I thought it was quite funny.

Phone Box: "You have been fined 1 credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute."
Simon Phoenix: "What, Fuck you!" <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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I agree with Congo and Cats and Dogs

also I HATE Deep Impact it is disgustingly shit <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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Geez, I had thought the title of this thread was best film and was looking at all of your answers like "Whaaaat?!"

But then the brain cells kicked in. Oh well, better late than never.

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Sleepless in Seattle.
Pointless, charmless, load of tripe. Is it really supposed to be romantic?
Ugh. Can't say how much I disliked it.

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George of the Jungle. Ugh. Also Flubber, what a load of codswallop. <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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Hmmm, has to be either Dantes Peak (i sat there as the film finished and was like, that was it?! Where's the exciting bits?! It had no climax) or uh... can't remember what it's called. Urgh. I'll get back to you when my memory decides to return.
Have remembered! Anaconda. What a pile of shite. I'm so glad i have cable and didn't actually pay to see it. There's a bit in it when a waterfall in the background flows upwards... that's the only memorable thing about it. The rest of it's crap.

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The English Patient

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The Insider has to be one of the most uninteresting films of our time.