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Fucking remf!
All evil needs to thrive is for good men to sit back and do nothing
No teaching is good, best compatability is between a teacher and a police officer <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
All evil needs to thrive is for good men to sit back and do nothing
Now, have a big toke on this South African drugs-reefer-style spliff doobie.
who or what is/are the 'remf' when they're at home?
Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers!!!
All evil needs to thrive is for good men to sit back and do nothing
Sounds like my kind of job. I don't fancy crawling around in the mud all day with the infantry. Of course, if I could get into the RAF I fancy working on a Nimrod. (aka "The worlds biggest fighter") Mmmmm, look at all those bombs. <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0">
<IMG alt="image" SRC="confused.gif" border="0"> but the Nimrod doesnt carry any bombs. its a maritime recon/SAR aircraft. the only things they drop are liferafts and food etc untill the helicopters get there . .
Working freelance in the computing industry on about 50k a year - freelance so I can just work 3 days a week and the other days coaching sport/guiding Moutain trips. And before people say it isn't possible, I know people that earn 50K a year 3 days a week.
Will be nice if it works out, and if it doesn't all those sports coaching qualifications look damn good on my cv <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
Alistair, what sports qualifications do you have?
I can't wait till March when I am 18, and I can register and finish of all the qualifications. (it's gonna be a busy gap year) <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
edited to correct some stupid spelling mistakes <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
[ 14-12-2001: Message edited by: Alistair ]
i hope to go to KGT or St Georges !! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
I changed from many things during my life ranging from an airline pilot to a chef but a couple of years ago i settled on movies and haven't looked back. Its time all those years bumming around watching films paid off! <IMG alt="image" SRC="cool.gif" border="0">
Watch out for me in a few years at the awards! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
Seriously, I wanna work outdoors somewhere <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
I would love to work within a school's ICT department however; I love computers, programming and networking (I currently have a 4 pc home network, all designed, built, tested and modded by myself).
I think the most ideal job would be network administration within the ICT faculty of a college/school; However ICT teaching wouldn't go amiss - I think that'd be great.
How I intend to get there is another question alltogether...
I'm not gonna have a boring desk job.
If i don't get in, i'm going to the army.
If thats no good, i'm gonna be a History teacher.
I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure!
I realise you need cash and a lot of it and a lot of balls....Ive got the balls but need the cash! You never know if i win the lottery!!! <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
although i need a PhD first...
Nah erm..... Something in Animal care would be cool. <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
Mind you, I have written a novel and countless volumes of poetry. My English tutor has pushed me to go to a publisher. Could do, look out for me in WHSmith! I have the brains to be a teacher, but I possess no patience whatsoever. Oh well, can't win them all. Or maybe I could forget it and become an office drone (Don't hurt me....!)
Luv moi
xxx
Failing that, I want to be a solicitor for a Big City Law Firm so that they will send me to Europe (I have a few languages..). In order to further this aspiration I'm going to take Public International Law and Full EC Law as my options next year, and hope some posh firm offers me a training contract! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
Or, I could join the diplomatic corps. I did really love Model UN Debating in high school...
Or I could find a Sugar Daddy.
Geez, I must be tired to be posting this.
Am currently half-way through my first novel, having already published a book of poetry which was received rather well.....(bows graciously to wonderful Independent Review jounalists).
Hoping that the format from now on is as follows:
Finish book
Book critics applaud thusly: "Hoorah!"
Lots of people read book. Cue more applause.
Film investors read book, scratch chin.
Film makers get evil money-making glints in eyes, and make film of book.
Money in my hand.
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I used to want to be a vet, until i realised i'd need Chemistry, and the only things i ever learnt from my chem teacher was that long hair in a high side ponytail on a 50 year old was not a good look, and neither are slightly see-through frilly blouses from Karen Millen. And 'whisper like you're telling a secret' is not a good catchphrase to be known by. Moles still mistify me.
No one I know would actually consent to being treated by me, I'm failing to take it personally.
I'd like to do something arty, hindered only by the fact that I can't draw.
Working with animals would be ace, if not ridiculously underpaid.
I'll have to marry a rich man.
I am tempted to do Post graduate studies when I have done my initail degree