Computer Games

BillieTheBot

I don't believe people when they say kids are influenced by computer games.
I mean, if we had been influenced by Pac-man, we'd all be listening to repetitive music in some dark room going mad and munching loads of pills!

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Everything begins with an E! - Skive

Former Member

Yeah, too much Mario have you trippin on mushies!

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So with one hand on the wheel
The other out the window
With a smile on my face
My middle finger up...

Former Member

Originally posted by Skive'n'Dive:
I don't believe people when they say kids are influenced by computer games.
I mean, if we had been influenced by Pac-man, we'd all be listening to repetitive music in some dark room going mad and munching loads of pills!

Hey u got that from a e mail...got sent it ages ago lmfao its well funny...infact think Ive got it somewhere, actually no I havent but I got sent his and it made me laugh...


You know you're a raver when.....


You find yourself going sick to the beat of a couple of frogs and crickets
in the morning.

The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum total of how many
times you've blinked since Friday night.

You navigate around the city using service-stations as landmarks.

You are convinced that a whistle is a musical instrument.

You're dead against drinking alcohol, but will snort horse tranquilliser
with no prompting needed.

All your friends have names like Chronic, Astral, Wizzer, Frenz-E, Bunny
and X-Sessive, Beamer

You carry enough flashy electronic things in you bag to light a small city.

You start to think of Chuppa-chups as a separate food group

You can live for an entire weekend out of your backpack

You're happy when there's a recession because it means more empty
warehouses.

While your friends are getting married and have kids, you're collecting
yo-yo's and trying to remove chew-up gum from your phat-pants

You go home and you've got absolutely nothing that you can talk to your
parents about your weekend.

You can stand in front of a 12,000 watt speaker for an hour and be loving
every minute of it.

You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a commercial for "E News".

You're willing to spend $30 for a ticket for an event you might not even
get into, $50 for something that might be aspirin, but you're not willing
to
part with $3 for a bottle of water.

You are driving your car home and feel like you're in a video game.

You and your friends hear tumbling noises coming from the washing machine
and all start to argue whether its jungle or hardcore.

Almost every letter of the alphabet has a separate meaning to you.

You wallpaper your room with fliers and also your office.

You don't own a watch, and if you do it's either edible or able to hide
drugs inside.

You lose 10 kilos in one night and the last thing you think about the next
morning is food.

You think perhaps Bill Gates was thinking of something else when he
designed the Internet Explorer logo.

You've been close friends with someone for weeks without actually knowing
their name.

You automatically migrate towards anything fluorescent because you think it
might be someone with a glowstick.

You find it hard to believe that some people dance without taking their
feet off the ground.

Former Member

That's Wicked mate.

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Everything begins with an E! - Skive

Former Member

Originally posted by Skive'n'Dive:
That's Wicked mate.

Yea I thought so too <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

Former Member

yeah that deadly <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;