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The quote game

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    I have always wondered what the fuck a nub is? oh and before someone says "YUO" a decent answer would suffice!
    Either that or i wasnt aware of the last meet as i havnt been back here for a while. I remember why now.
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    shut up.

    Nub = You
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mattmoo wrote:
    I think I'm funny and thats all that matters. I also don't pay attention to Dr Pirates decision to show his face now, and don't appreciate that maybe some people dont want their faces up on t'internet.
    I think I've got one over on you lot.


    Sounds a little better to me.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    etttttetttt etttttettt chris waddle!
    I agree!
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Mattmoo wrote:
    I agree that I chat shit.

    I concur
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    Nub = Me

    Check and mate.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote:
    Put an end to your mindless squabblings (said in the voice of stewie from family guy)

    Fair play renzo!
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    mattmoo wrote:
    Fair play renzo!
    FOAD plskthx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    TOAD plesant
    I think toad licking belongs in Drugs
    mason williams wrote:
    How 'bout them toad suckers, ain't they clods?
    Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs!

    Suckin' them hop toads, suckin' them chunkers,
    Suckin' them a leapy type, suckin' them flunkers.

    Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy?
    Suckin' them bog frogs sure make's 'em happy!

    Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south,
    Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth!

    How to be a toad sucker, no way to duck it,
    Get yourself a toad, rear back, and suck it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Carriage Return wrote:
    I lick toads


    How nice for you.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    Kung pow rice for you?

    No i'll have the chicken thanks
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Now i'll have a hicky. thanks!
    I hear toothpaste is good for that.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Carriage Return wrote:
    I use toothpaste as lube.


    Does it work well then?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    Does it work well then?
    :lol: this thread is quite amusing
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    Does it work well, then start to sting?
    Only if you use the mint flavoured ones.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Carriage Return wrote:
    Only if you use the mint flavoured ones. Which I do, pain turns me on.


    You S&M freak you ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    You S&M freak.... you are welcome to show me your whip, my master
    foolish slave, you have dribbled some white stuff on your chin
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Carriage Return wrote:
    foolish slave, dribble some white stuff on my chin


    Ooer :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    ooooooo matron!!!

    Thats funny i seen a t-shirt with that phrase on yesterday. Snap
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mattmoo wrote:
    Thats funny i wore a t-shirt with your white stuff on yesterday. Snap
    Well, now the truth comes out!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mattmoo wrote:
    Thats funny i seen a t-shirt with that on yesterday.
    Yes, toothpaste dribbles can get everywhere,
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    piccolo wrote:
    Well, now the truth comes out! Im Gay
    I knew it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    cum on my face
    dude?!?!?! this is a family forum
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mattmoo wrote:
    dude?!?!?! why didn't you ask before?!?!?!
    Get a room, guys!
    (Incidentally, I am gay and most people already knew... sorry about that).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    piccolo wrote:
    Well done sherlock!!!
    oops well nevermind! :razz:
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