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The quote game

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    satehen wrote:
    I'm weird for flirting at Dr P

    ;o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No chance!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote:
    Hi, my names Renzo and I'm an alcoholic

    Admiting you have a problem is the first step to success
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    I admit I have a problem. I always masturbate over chaos, he's such a success.


    Goodness me women, I didn't realise I was so sexy ;x
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    Goodness me women, I didn't realise I was so easy ;x

    Thats what happens when you sleep around
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    I'm just jealous I don't get to go out drinking with Renzo, the worlds greatest lover.

    :thumb:

    You know it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    I have herpes.Thats what happens when I sleep around

    Maybe you should go to a doctor about that, bet it itches.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote:

    You know i'm a virgin:(.

    Shame:thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Shame you wont let me take it from you :crying:

    Countered. *swish*
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Renzo(no kuken) wrote:
    Its a shame I don't have a kuken ;<

    ;p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    Maybe I should go to a doctor, my balls fucking itch!.

    poor man
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote:
    I got mounted:(

    Did it hurt?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    I'm just saying this because i'm trying to make up for having a tiny willy ;<

    :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    i didn't leave a reply cus i'm froliking with goats on a desert island i found. p.s i'm a leper ;p

    thanks alot for that, i had to leave a shit message. hmph
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    molo wrote:
    thanks alot i need a big shit hmphhh the strain!


    You need some laxatives for that!
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    molo wrote:
    I suck

    Thanks for sharing :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    i'm forced to wank as my body is not fit for sharing :yuck:

    your wit is only excedded by the amount of hours you waste on the internet
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    Thanks for shagging me :thumb:

    I thought I was the only one:(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    I thought I just cum:(

    god so naughty ;< you should be locked up
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake0 wrote:
    god I'm so naughty ;< I sechs moomins

    Oh you do. Poor man.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    molo wrote:
    my penis is only excedded by the amount of hours I wank over porn

    You should get a gf
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake0 wrote:
    Zella is a sex god and I'm so naughty ;< I should be locked up

    You sicken me
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    I want to be renzos gf ;o

    I wish ;(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    I should get a gf, I love to lick carpet

    That's nice for ya, not my thing though..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    sick turns me on

    :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    I wish I wasnt gay so I could shag Zella

    Everybody wants me
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Not only do I suck at quoting, I also suck llama scrot


    Wow, you really do suck!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Everybody hates me

    Is that because you quickly edit your posts in the hope that no one has seen your tragic quoting errors? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos_insomniac wrote:
    Wow, i'm really good at sucking!

    damn right you are ;)

    now come here big boy :flirt:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake0 wrote:
    damn right you are ;)

    now come here big boy :flirt:

    Not much point in editing that really :yeees:
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