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Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
I just found a dildo in my sister's cupboard!!! I was only looking for a t-shirt of mine that I thought she had! Urrgghhh! I accidentally turned it on and it started vibrating. I tried fishing around to turn it off and I found buttons on it, then I pressed one and it started whirling around!!!! Aahhhhh!!!!!!!! I managed to turn it off but not after it scarred me for life!!!

*curls up in a corner rocking back and forth*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How can you accidentally turn it on!?

    You'd need to have picked it up, so EEEEW @ YOU you touched your sister's fanny juices on her dildo. HAHA!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, when i was helpin my friend move house, we found her brothers gf's. not a nice experience!

    btw, shouldnt this be in the sex forum?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didn't, I accidentally hit a button!! As I said I was looking for a t-shirt of mine I thought she might have had!!! Urrrggghhh DIRTY HANDS! UNCLEAN!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well... i'd say u tell ure sister and embaress her :thumb:

    u can do this in two ways:

    leave a note :rolleyes:

    tell her in person :lol:

    *evil thoughs :impissed:

    lol, i'd just forget about the incident :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL.

    sorry, nothing constructive to add.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    new.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And that is why you should ask before you go into other peoples cupbaords :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    beans wrote:
    And that is why you should ask before you go into other peoples cupbaords :p
    That is the moral of today's story :(
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    rainbow brite wrote:
    LOL.

    sorry, nothing constructive to add.
    Exactly what I was going to put :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    How can you accidentally turn it on!?

    You'd need to have picked it up, so EEEEW @ YOU you touched your sister's fanny juices on her dildo. HAHA!

    Ha. HA! HAHAHAHA :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: tip: stay out of her cupboard
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ~*Girl_Interrupted*~ wrote:
    Lol, I would die of embarassment if anyone found anything like that in my room.

    Simple solution. Don't keep anything like that in your room ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have a lil bedside cupboard for all my naughty things. Shame on you, you shouldnt be going through your sisters things even if it is to find something of your own
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    next time just ask her if she has your t shirt. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yo word yo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha ha , sorry mate that must have been traumatic!!! us girls need a bit of pleasure too you know!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Hahahahaaaa!

    Tell her she sucks at hiding stuff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    accidentally turned it on you say :chin: yea ok then you should put it somewhere like in the bathroom or even better in your parents bedroom. great fun :naughty: :crazyeyes :shocking: :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mia16 wrote:
    lol, when i was helpin my friend move house, we found her brothers gf's.

    or at least that whose he said it was
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Hahahahaaaa!

    Tell her she sucks at hiding stuff.

    maybe she swallows as well
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Serves you right for going through your sister's cupboard-whatever it was for.Its a betrayal of trust in my opinion-I'd be mortified if I were your sister,and angry if I ever found my brother had been in my cupboard.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So you found a sex toy, keep an eye out for the four horsemen, or you could just get over it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now you could start having some fun - hold her to ransom for things, for instance 'either you give me that shiny new thing you just bought and i like, or the dildo gets it!' or if she pisses you off, crack open the deep heat and smear it all over, then late one night when she starts screaming and runs to the bathroom - you know the filthy mare has been at it!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think he wants to borrow it, tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    How can you accidentally turn it on!?

    You'd need to have picked it up, so EEEEW @ YOU you touched your sister's fanny juices on her dildo. HAHA!

    i totally agree! and lol that't teach you to look through you sisters things! its just so funny!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And I suppose after you accidently turned on the various buttons your skirt accidently hitched upa nd your knickers accidently fell of and you accidently...you get my drift :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    girlinthecurl wrote:
    could have been worse.. at least its not your moms


    ... or Dad's.

    You know the moral of this story, so I won't repeat it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha did u use it?
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