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Needing to make out!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
That would be just what the doctor ordered right now for me.....shame im alone <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know what you mean, my gf is in Sweden at the moment, don't see her much as it is (different unis) but I'm missing her like mad at the moment.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmmmmmm use a pillow? <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fookin ell Deeby Doo!!!!!

    You've been a busy chappy have you not???

    Anywho congrats on making mega status!!!! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have a wank?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buy a blow-up doll. Mine's green and says 'Turtle' on the chest.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *scratches head*

    Does...erm...anyone wanna burst this girls bubble and tell her I'm not really a turtle?

    Actually, on second thoughts, I'll just practice playing dead. <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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