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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Ladies and gentlemen, and the folks of thesite.org drugs forum


If I could offer you only one tip for the future, ecstasy would be it. The long-term benefits of ecstasy have been proved by users, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how many pills lay before you and how much fun you were about to have.

You are not as fucked as you imagine.

Don't worry about the propoganda. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation on pills. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 p.m. on some stoned sleepy Tuesday.

Do one drug every day that scares you.

Gurn.

Smoke joints with reckless abandon, and put up with people so stoned they can't remember there name

Dance

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're coming down. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with the birds singing and the sun rising.

Remember dealers from which you receive good pills. Forget the one’s whose are crap. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old used glowsticks. Throw away your old chewing gum.

Smoke

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
They are all generally stoned. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll give up, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have hallucinations, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll loose your brain at 40, maybe you'll dance to hard house on your 75th wedding anniversary.

Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your high’s. Use them every way you can. Don't be afraid of them or of what other people think of you. They are the greatest times you'll ever have.

Drop, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Chat to people, even if you don't know them.

Do not read government warnings. They will only make you feel mad.

Get to know your pill chums. You never know when they'll disappear on a mission. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to supply you with drugs in the future.

Understand that new drugs come and go, but with a precious few you should stick to. Work hard to bridge the gaps in cost and effects, because the older you get, the more you need new ways to feel wrecked again

Live in San Antonio once, but leave before it makes you resistant.

Live in a police cell once, but leave before you come down.

Accept certain unimaginable truths: aliens will appear. Parents will catch you.

You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, pills were better and people respected their dealers

Respect your dealers.

Don't expect anyone else to bail you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your veg or by the time you're 40 you will look green.

Be careful whose pills you buy, but be patient with those who supply them.

Ecstasy is a form of nostalgia. Taking them is a way of having fun, enjoying yourself, ignoring the miserable excuse of a life we have thrust upon us.

So above all, trust me on the ecstasy. <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

Thats how bored i am <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

I hope you all remeber the original

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ENCORE, ENCORE!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heh, most impressive. <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quality! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Did you make that up?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RNT:
    <STRONG>my god did u make that up mate? <IMG SRC="cool.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    yes, i heard a similar attempt using beer, but it was badly done, so i got thinking, downloaded the lyrics and altered them for a slightly better piece of advise <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I say, Fair Play old chap! <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> very good i must say the best remake of
    that i have seen in my life! <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bravo! Supprising how true some of that was!
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