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Girls? Football or Beer?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
You've read the bloody title so just answere the question! Football!
PS> I know it says that my log in name is Beverley Demby but its Jack writing,
Bevs my girlfriend! Dont forget to answere the question!!!! :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beverley Demby wrote:
    Bevs my girlfriend!

    After you said that football is more important, I suspect that you will be changing that to "was my girlfriend". The Relationship forum's further up the list BTW. ;)

    And if you are going to post here, it's courtesy to have your own log in, that way we know who we're talking with.

    But to answer your question. Women.

    They get me the beer, and pleasure me with sex. Sometimes whilst I'm watching the footie...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Women for me.

    Beer and football give me even bigger headaches and heartbreak.

    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beer anyday, it'll allways be there for you ;)

    Im not an alcoholic..Honest
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tommy_C wrote:
    Beer anyday, it'll allways be there for you ;)

    Only if you go out a buy it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont like football, and woman > beer

    although I do like beer :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or got your woman to... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    FOOTY
    BEER
    WOMAN

    Though I love them all
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dnt make me choose!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think I'm going to have to choose women, no question
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    anyone who chooses beer or football over women is either

    a) bent
    b) george best
    or c) all of the above.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like Football the best because footballers attract wimon with there skills (Like Mine) and get bought a pint down the pub afterwards by a loyal fan (Like Mine) And we can live without Rugby (Shit) Golf (Shitter) and Tennis (Shittest) but what would we do without footie? Am I right lads? Come on?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like Football the best because footballers attract wimon with there skills (Like Mine) and get bought a pint down the pub afterwards by a loyal fan (Like Mine) And we can live without Rugby (Shit) Golf (Shitter) and Tennis (Shittest) but what would we do without footie? Am I right lads? Come on?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like Football the best because footballers attract wimon with there skills (Like Mine) and get bought a pint down the pub afterwards by a loyal fan (Like Mine) And we can live without Rugby (Shit) Golf (Shitter) and Tennis (Shittest) but what would we do without footie? Am I right lads? Come on?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beverley Demby wrote:
    I like Football the best because footballers attract wimon with there skills (Like Mine) and get bought a pint down the pub afterwards by a loyal fan (Like Mine) And we can live without Rugby (Shit) Golf (Shitter) and Tennis (Shittest) but what would we do without footie? Am I right lads? Come on?

    Sorry didn't quite catch that could you post it again?

    Football is boring, rugby's ten times better.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry didn't quite catch that could you post it again?

    Are you saying IM THICK!!!!!!!
    IT ISNT MY FAULT THE COMPUTER CRASHED YOU MUPPET!!!!!!!!!!!
    Only jokeing mate!!!!!!!! I know I posted it a lot of times sorry! :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So go back, edit two of the posts to remove the comments :rolleyes:

    Newbies :banghead:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Newbie? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beverley Demby wrote:
    Are you saying IM THICK!!!!!!!
    IT ISNT MY FAULT THE COMPUTER CRASHED YOU MUPPET!!!!!!!!!!!
    Only jokeing mate!!!!!!!! I know I posted it a lot of times sorry! :wave:

    The first sentence there is a question, thusly it should be followed by a questionmark.

    So yeah, basically i'm calling you thick. Also use less exclamation marks, it points out to others a lack of intelligence. One last thing, it's spelled 'joking'.


    E
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your not beutiful your a geek!!! You know to much!!! So piss off to school muppet!!!
    And this time im not jok-E-ing!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm sorry mate, but big_man_with_a_whatever is right. Oh, and it's you're, and not your. And beautiful is spelled like that, not beutiful. And you probably wanted to say "too much", not to much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beverley Demby wrote:
    I like Football the best because footballers attract wimon with there skills (Like Mine) and get bought a pint down the pub afterwards by a loyal fan (Like Mine) And we can live without Rugby (Shit) Golf (Shitter) and Tennis (Shittest) but what would we do without footie? Am I right lads? Come on?

    Footy is the sport for me but i dont think Rugby, Golf or Tennis are shit. Pretty good actually.

    Wimon? You mean women? Anyway this thread seems to have moved onto a spelling lesson :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like spelling lessons.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beverley Demby wrote:
    Your not beutiful your a geek!!! You know to much!!! So piss off to school muppet!!!
    And this time im not jok-E-ing!

    I know too much? that's debatable, but one thing I do know is how to spell and punctuate correctly. It also amuses me you mention school, I can spell because I attended such a place, perhaps you should try it sometime.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    big_man_with_a_ wrote:
    I know too much? that's debatable, but one thing I do know is how to spell and punctuate correctly. It also amuses me you mention school, I can spell because I attended such a place, perhaps you should try it sometime.
    Definitely :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tommy_C wrote:
    Sorry didn't quite catch that could you post it again?

    excellent! :thumb:
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