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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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o.k., maybe u think I'm a complete freak, but as u dont actually know me , I DONT CARE !!!

So here goes:

Have any of u eva gone through ur parents cubbords 4 whateva reason and foun stuff like dildos, porno, movies, books, or worse ? Have any of u found bondage material or SOMETHING ???

Please reply !!!
Freedom of Religion means any religion !

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nope.

    sorry, but you said you wanted a reply, so there ya go.....

    the big question though, is 'did you?' and if so, what did you find.....?!
    Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao, yeh i found a dildo
    ermmmm...y?
    The look on their faces was funny!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I heard them at it last night, surely that's worse. And I have walked in on them in the past to, disgusting. I laughed it off, luckily they weren't done up like the Gimp in Pulp Fiction.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Umm yeah....(thnks deeply) ok..well there was sex vids (2)dwn stairs...porn mags at bottom draw in bedroom and a dildo (ewwwwww!) in my mams draw.....i thought i wos gunna throw up........plus yeah ive heard dem.....god they r fuckin loud!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I found a book on sex positions once. I nicked it and read it for instruction. They never missed it...
    Ah, yes, and they are really loud, too (we used to live in an old house, so lots of creaking boards), but this made me less ashamed of my 'noise' when my boyfriend stayed at my place.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The strange thing is that 'parents' have sex too!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by byny:
    The strange thing is that 'parents' have sex too!

    Yeah think about it you lot, when you are your parents age i'm sure you'll still want a sex life!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    I've nicked some of my parents porn vids before, it's the ultimate crime, they're hardly gonna accuse you are they??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like your style Lord of Little!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, my mum used to own a pub and the punters bought her a dildo. It was called the black mamba and it was HUGE! The funny thing was they dipped the thing in a pint of guiness so it had a white head and turned it on and let it bounce down the bar, it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. She threw it out after that, thank god the thought makes me sick of her using it. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    Being sensible isnt my strong point!! ;o)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I JUST WANNA SAY THAT MY PARENTS DO IT EVERY NIGHT! AND IVE FOUND PORN MAGS AND DILDOS IN THERE DRAWS BUT HEY THERE NOT THAT OLD I MAN WEN IM THERE AGE I STILL WANNA HAVE A GR8 SEX LIFE! ALTHOUGH THE THOUGHT OF URE PARENTS DOING IT DONT EXACTLY TURN U ON!.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok, i found sex guides and i nicked them too... only in my case, my mum DID talk to me about it!! Um, i've found a vibrator in my mum's room.. my parents are seperated, so there's not much in the way of sex going on...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Watchd part of vid but then 4t of mum and dad doin it..and yeah well i felt a bit weird. Dildo=pink....ugh! Its much btr 2 thnk of ur self doin it then ur rents!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol yeh, found a box of johhnys that were 2 years outta date! and my m8 found a porn vid of her dads, hehe...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by weaversgal:
    lol yeh, found a box of johhnys that were 2 years outta date! and my m8 found a porn vid of her dads, hehe...

    Well, years ago I found a BOX full of porn mags in our loft, and they were all from the seventies/eighties before censorship. I also found a coupld of REALLY hardcore porn films that were from Denmark or Germany or somewhere. But my dad found out and my mum made him chuck em all in the bin.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well my parents have a 13" pink ribbed dildo and 13 porn movies and are at it like rabbits. But i can do that now so I don't get sick every time i hear them. HAHAHAHHA
    due to insufficient funding, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Blackcode:
    Well my parents have a 13" pink ribbed dildo and 13 porn movies and are at it like rabbits. But i can do that now so I don't get sick every time i hear them. HAHAHAHHA


    gah! wat is it wiv 'pink'?! ...i wld nvr use a pink 1...and i dont nd 2!!!!but its ur 'rents' dont u feel a tiny bit embarrased dat u can hear dem/!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Well what colour do you want exactly??

    Green??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lord of Little:

    Well what colour do you want exactly??

    Green??

    How about a light blue? (soz..im bored and annoyd cos found out boyf had got off wiv 2 other gals..gah!)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww pepsi, ppl can be c**ts. I could tell you some of the shit that happened to me and stuff but there is no point, Fact of the matter is if they do that kinda thing the arn't worth worring about. Just think f**k that guy/girl's a t**t, what was I with them for? Sorry about the repeated swearing but I think it adds effect.

    As for the finding stuff thing, nah not really couple of john bags that was about it. But a mate found his dads stash. We all used to go round and watch it on his big screen TV with all these extra speakers, excelent fun. We made it an event to be enjoyed weekly.
    AwT
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    THANX 4 answering !!!!!!

    And yeah, like one of u asked, I did find my moms "stash". She sort of "single" but stil has all the stuff she had with my dad ...

    -I found 3 "playgirl"
    -One porn vid of her and my dad "YUCK YUCK YUCK !!!"
    And all kind of books, instrucktions and stuff....

    I just asked cause I wanted to know if other parents also hide their stuff in stupid places where the "kids" can find em ...

    pls carry on answering ...
    Freedom of Religion means any religion !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    never found anthing of my parents and i dont want too........the words "parents" and "sex" shouldnt even be in the same sentance "YUCK"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes. I went to get a pillow case from the draws under their bed and there it was a bick fuck off dildo and a dirty mag <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; it was grosse. EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    Love is the answer,but while you're waiting for the answer,sex raises some pretty good questions.Woodey Allen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My stepdad sat me & mum down one day just after he & my mum got together to watch vids. At the end of whatever it was that we were watching, the tape cut & next thing there's hard core porn. We were all speechless until my stepdad suddenly jumped up and switched it off while I ran out of the room. Turns out it was from when things weren't at their best with his ex-wife. It took me a while to look him in the eye again though!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;
    Semper ubi sub ubi
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Arasti:
    THANX 4 answering !!!!!!

    And yeah, like one of u asked, I did find my moms "stash". She sort of "single" but stil has all the stuff she had with my dad ...

    -I found 3 "playgirl"
    -One porn vid of her and my dad "YUCK YUCK YUCK !!!"
    And all kind of books, instrucktions and stuff....

    I just asked cause I wanted to know if other parents also hide their stuff in stupid places where the "kids" can find em ...

    pls carry on answering ...


    Ewwww!
    not a vid of ur dad and mum....gross!!!!!!...i mean its bad enuf hearin them/seein their stuff but actually watching them......*shivers*.....gah!!!how did u cope? i wld have needed counceellin!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Well you've also gotta look at it from your parents POV, they'd probably be mortified if they were caught "in the act", but just 'cos you get older doesn't mean you give up "getting jiggy with it".

    You can tell I've just had me birthday can't you??

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Pepsi_104:
    Ewwww!
    not a vid of ur dad and mum....gross!!!!!!...i mean its bad enuf hearin them/seein their stuff but actually watching them......*shivers*.....gah!!!how did u cope? i wld have needed counceellin!

    I was lucky, the vid had a title, that sort of xplained what was on it .... So I neva whatched it ...


    Freedom of Religion means any religion !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Parents, having sex ! - Oh my gawd


    Mine never did!!!

    Ho Ho
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I found handcuffs + blindfold but i dont think its been used - sumtimes hear them!

    I try 2make a loud noise so they know i can hear them - dont wrk though!

    Holiday is worse - no walls - uurrrgggghhhhh! lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Hiya <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Its horrible to think about! Yeuch! i came accross i dildo! and a sexual positions book....well...it aint there now..coz i got my hands on it! LOL
    Love Miss_Kxxxxx

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    Carry on smiling and the world will smile with you!!
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