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Whats the longest................
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Joint you have ever rolled or seen rolled????
On Monday night there I went to my pals who has just got a big bag of very fine skunk to use on his tear away skins(you know what I mean the ones that come in the box were the skin is rolled up so you can pull to any length and then tear it off)!!!!
So he proceeded to build a fuck off joint longer than a ruler and thicker that a smarties tube(with the help of an assistant aka my mate).
Am telling you the stone of this was soooooooooooo fine, all I needed was about 3 draws and I had a big cheesy grin on my face!!! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
So has anyone else out there got any tales of giant joints, the same size or BIGGER?????? <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
P.S Took some base at the weekend and didnt get any sleep till last night!!! It was called blueweed, you should try if you get it!! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
On Monday night there I went to my pals who has just got a big bag of very fine skunk to use on his tear away skins(you know what I mean the ones that come in the box were the skin is rolled up so you can pull to any length and then tear it off)!!!!
So he proceeded to build a fuck off joint longer than a ruler and thicker that a smarties tube(with the help of an assistant aka my mate).
Am telling you the stone of this was soooooooooooo fine, all I needed was about 3 draws and I had a big cheesy grin on my face!!! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
So has anyone else out there got any tales of giant joints, the same size or BIGGER?????? <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
P.S Took some base at the weekend and didnt get any sleep till last night!!! It was called blueweed, you should try if you get it!! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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Don't you get a laugh when you get people to roll who aren't that good, they make J's that look like pasties and when you smoke it, the rocks fall out and burn through your/their clothing, those holes look very suss though.
He rolled a millenium join, with the help of 3 friends sitting next to him, which measured about 1 - 1.5 metres... took an hour of smoking before they could hold it in one hand!
All you do is take the last joint rolling story, increase all numeric data by at least 0.5, change the location to some-where at least twice as far away as the last story, and make sure it takes 3 times longer to tell.
When you're finished give this little shrug, as if to say "that was nothing, sometime I'll tell you about the one that got away", and start rolling the next joint (so no-one will try and discredit your claims for fear of getting the joint passed away from them).
Dare anyone to top your tale.
looked like Bob Marleys splif
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we toked it in 1,5 hour (4 of us)