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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i married a masturbator thread!
realy.
the relationship forum has never been so fast and furious!
gotta be a wind up ...99!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worra lorra worky tickets!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I shall be refering to it as the 'moron thread' from now on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i just need to get some instead of reading about it
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    for some reason I thought the 1st line would be "Gay Bar"
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    for some reason I thought the 1st line would be "Gay Bar"
    YOU,
    I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR,
    I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR,
    I WANNA TAKE YOU TO,
    A GAY BAR,
    GAY BAR,
    GAY BAR
    ARGH!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    YOU,
    I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR,
    I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR,
    I WANNA TAKE YOU TO,
    A GAY BAR,
    GAY BAR,
    GAY BAR
    ARGH!
    your behind the times ...the big thing now is romanians polishing their bishops.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    lmao, and their wives sleeping with their daughters.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    lmao, and their wives sleeping with their daughters.
    when theres a container load of romanians being smuggled in ...we now know why so many odf them keeping getting caught out by immigration ...the containers rocking man!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of the best threads ever. Joke or not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of the best threads ever. Joke or not.

    your name seems appropriate
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
    MrG wrote:
    your name seems appropriate
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    your name seems appropriate

    You implying that I'm a Romanian wanker? :(
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    *chav voice*

    ahhhhhhhhhh blud!1111 izzit beef blud?!#!/! I wuldnt fukin ave dat/!Q1 fuk im up.!?1/11
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it rises and it shines (pre-cum)

    the romanian bit doesnt fit
    but masturbation might :)
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