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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tim the Enchanter wrote:
    Albert Einstein worked out how long it took him to put on and take off his socks every morning and night and then multiplied that figure by the number of days he expected to live for the rest of his life.

    When he realised how much time he was wasting with socks he never wore them again.
    how much time is that?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    how much time is that?

    One would assume enough to justify the discomfort of never wearing socks for the rest of your life.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bit silly cos basically everything we do is just wasting our lives away, like being on this is a waste sometimes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    To get shot?
    I'm English :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tim the Enchanter wrote:
    One would assume enough to justify the discomfort of never wearing socks for the rest of your life.
    You got some of those boots that're furry on the inside?
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Well, I woke up not long ago, so the only new things I learned so far were the things you people posted in here...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be impressed if anyone could carry out such a feat.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its illegal for a woman in california to drive with a house coat...now i just need to learn what a house coat is! :blush:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i always thought a house coat was american for dressing gown
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lukesh wrote:
    look at your self. pathetic. get a life. thats all i can say.

    I've got one cheers, and it's full of fun :D

    Get yourself a brain boy, might help ya out a bit.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RiSe & ShIne wrote:
    I've got one cheers, and it's full of fun :D

    Get yourself a brain boy, might help ya out a bit.


    oooo handbags at 20 paces girls :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rossco wrote:
    oooo handbags at 20 paces girls :p

    Just don't include Littlemissy or Franki because they don't have one ;)

    Today I learnt that running of my hand under cold water after an oil burn hurt more than the burn itself did, because our water is so cold.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    malteser monkay wrote:
    I found out that the daddy longlegs has the most powerful poison on earth (according to my bf which was later 'confirmed' from watching Ricky Gervais...Animals?) and yet has no teeth with which to use it.

    This is a myth unfortunately.
    Weekender Offender 
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have learnt that even the people you thought you were close too, can turn out to be right bitches.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    nicebutdim23 wrote:
    i always thought a house coat was american for dressing gown
    That's what I thought too. It would certainly make sense for Americans to have such a law...
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    *TiNK* wrote:
    I have learnt that even the people you thought you were close too, can turn out to be right bitches.
    So very true...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lukesh wrote:
    fun? how sad man!

    I've got a brain, I'm passing ALL my exams - I am happy! Critise your self - shit face!

    It's sad that my life is fun? Yeah....k, that makes a lot of sense :thumb:

    There's nothing to critise, i've passed all my exams, tell me the same when your results come through the post, you'll have no choice but to the join army.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buying a house is way more stressfull than people let on
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lukesh wrote:
    I can imagine your sense of fun is with the freaks gang!
    Fun LOL.


    ;) impressive. already predicting me good results are you?

    well I predict you a career up someones arse. err I mean the supermarket - stacking shelves.


    Good results? You don't make sense half the fucking time! :lol:

    Are you seriously trying to make out that you're more intelligent than me? I mean, really?

    Comedy gold that is. You couldn't make that shit up.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Miss Elmo wrote:
    Buying a house is way more stressfull than people let on

    aye, tell me about it.

    i learned that you pretty much can't buy a house in leeds unless you earn £30,000+ or have a rich husband. :|
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lukesh wrote:
    there is a lot of money in comdey!

    at least i am not some freak who goes around forums thinking they are miss perfect, they know everything etc. what an freak man. you need to bang your head against the wall really hard and then come back.

    "i am so intelligent" :wave:

    Luckily for you, I'm a guy :thumb: Try to him on me though, k?

    And I only say that to you, 'cause your arrogant ass needs to realise that you are, in fact, a complete and utter idiot.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lukesh wrote:
    ... what an freak man. you need to bang your head against the wall really hard and then come back...QUOTE]


    Did you know that banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. :banghead:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    aye, tell me about it.

    i learned that you pretty much can't buy a house in leeds unless you earn £30,000+ or have a rich husband. :|

    Stressful?! Who cares, she's moving out! :D:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lukesh wrote:
    at least i am not some freak who goes around forums thinking they are miss perfect, they know everything etc.

    no, that's my job.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    no, that's my job.

    Or Kierans ;o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lukesh wrote:
    shit job btw.

    contain yourself, son.

    you're gonna need a sense of humour if you join the army.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I learnt that tobacco carries a virus that can infect tomato plants, so smokes cant grow the things easily.

    I also learnt that tears have a type of antibiotic in them, this is why you dont easily get an eye infection.

    I also learnt that you can smuggle diamonds through customs if you submerge them in a clear bottle of immersion oil (its the stuff that scientists use to reduce refraction when looking through a microscope)

    I also learnt that its harder to get a fucking job than I thought.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nichobo wrote:
    A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

    my god! i wish!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicebutdim23 wrote:
    my sister just informed me its perfectly legal to shoot welsh people from the chester walls after midnight and before 6am with a bow and arrow.

    actually, as far as i can remember tis only legal on a sunday so, remind to sterr clear of chester on sundays and also those times any other day of the week, just in case :D
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