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Who would you like to slap?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Says it all in the title really...

People who think they're hard because they've got a big dog.

People who let their dogs sleep in their bed with them. Filthy, unhygenic, animals. And the dogs are no better.

People who always present opinion as fact.

People who think they're etter than you because they read "proper" newspapers.

Michael Moore. You're not singing, you're not singing, YOU'RE NOT SINGING ANYMORE!

There's more, but I'm tired.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All stupid people.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hm.. Interesting Question Bri.

    I've just drawn up a mental note. But i aint putting it on here :p

    Anyway. the chance will never come :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mist wrote:
    All stupid people.


    you can't blame people for being born stupid, intelligent people who act stupid and say stupid racist things etc, yea they need a slap

    i'd slap loads of people but you don't know them, as for celebraties, they all need a slap, well most anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i never go in the sex forum ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    collin farrells arse probably
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd love to slap You :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd love to slap You :p
    Awww, ya woudn't really

    *puppy dog eyes*

    :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww.... you're soo cute hehe

    Still wanna slap ya though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend and stargalaxy deserve a slap, well most people do actually.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shogun wrote:
    Fiend and stargalaxy deserve a slap, well most people do actually.
    they is getting them man!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The guy who believed that a website about this brilliant, beautiful thing which we call 'life' should have a colour-scheme made up of beige and brown :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People who wear scarves indoors.

    Southern nonces.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    People who have brains and don't use them

    People who do things even when everything about them points to the fact that it's a big mistake
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they is getting them man!

    Wanker.

    I don't like slaps, if you want violence, go straight to the hockey stick.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I hate morons.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    I hate morons.

    agreed :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bri-namite wrote:
    People who let their dogs sleep in their bed with them. Filthy, unhygenic, animals. And the dogs are no better.

    Oi! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would just love to slap the scary guy with glasses from that really fucking annoying windows advertisement.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    people who think they're better than everyone else. for whatever reason, usually something stupid like they went to oxbridge, or their dad met the queen, or they think they're attractive.

    also people who think that using lots of multisyllabic words makes them look clever. especially when they don't actually make sense.

    the people who, when reading/listening to the above, swoon and go 'oooh, you're so clever'. easily impressed, ain't ya?

    people who take themselves too seriously. although these are more funny than annoying. that's right, the whole world revolves around you.

    bob geldof. regarding his charity shop outburst. twat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    people who think they're better than everyone else. for whatever reason, usually something stupid like they went to oxbridge, or their dad met the queen, or they think they're attractive.

    also people who think that using lots of multisyllabic words makes them look clever. especially when they don't actually make sense.

    the people who, when reading/listening to the above, swoon and go 'oooh, you're so clever'. easily impressed, ain't ya?

    people who take themselves too seriously. although these are more funny than annoying. that's right, the whole world revolves around you.

    bob geldof. regarding his charity shop outburst. twat.

    totally agree. Although i am guilty of being to serious sometimes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Myself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    people who think they're better than everyone else. for whatever reason, usually something stupid like they went to oxbridge, or their dad met the queen, or they think they're attractive.

    also people who think that using lots of multisyllabic words makes them look clever. especially when they don't actually make sense.

    the people who, when reading/listening to the above, swoon and go 'oooh, you're so clever'. easily impressed, ain't ya?

    people who take themselves too seriously. although these are more funny than annoying. that's right, the whole world revolves around you.

    bob geldof. regarding his charity shop outburst. twat.

    Yep.

    although i missed the geldof thing
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    bob geldof. regarding his charity shop outburst. twat.

    What did he do? I think I'd be getting some slaps off kaffrin as well :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Doc wrote:
    What did he do?

    he thinks all charity shops should be shut down

    aye, you're all for charity, bob, as long as it's yours. idiot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    he thinks all charity shops should be shut down

    aye, you're all for charity, bob, as long as it's yours. idiot.


    What a cockwhipe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oi! :p

    Also oi :p!

    My dog was never unhygienic :(

    But yes, I would also like to slap the people that think they're better than everyone else. And the people that stop in the middle of the pavement when you're in a hurry to get somewhere. And bus drivers. Because my bus came in half an hour late this morning, and I missed the first half hour of Psychology when we had a test. Yes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People who think that they have things harder then everyone else. Especially my house mate whos room is smaller and colder than the rest and in the worst position of the house and she has more money troubles and the worst exam timetable and more problems and blah, blah, blah...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People who take things wayy to seriously or literally,

    People under the age of 30 who consider themselves to be "old". You are NOT old, you are still young, so go out, stop being boring and enjoy yourself why you still have your younger years left.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd say Fathers for Justice, but that's not fair on those who just want to see their kids, and are willing to do it without wasting other people's time.

    So I'll say the stupid members of Fathers for Justice.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    * Parents who give their children stupid names or 'alternate' the spellings to within an inch of their existence

    * The group of anti-choicers who hang outside my place of work. Don't let me near them with anything sharper than a spoon

    * People who are somehow given a 'celebrity' status just because they slept with a footballer or otherwise

    That's all I can think of between now and the making of cheese on toast :yum:
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