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Scared of nuclear holocaust?

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,723 Bot
Then you need Nukalert!

Featuring ten distinct "chirping" alarm levels, and instruction manual with "personal nuclear survival strategies", and a ten year battery, this small key-fob will change your life!

A true bargain at only US$160.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    WOW BARGAIN!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    helps you sleep at night.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pfft, no such thing as a ten year battery
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Zella
    Pfft, no such thing as a ten year battery

    I'm battery powered and have sucessfully operated for 18 years. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    I'm battery powered and have sucessfully operated for 18 years. :p

    Psst, your mummy was lying to you.......its called a heart. It goes boo bom boo bom boo bom not bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zella wrote:
    Pfft, no such thing as a ten year battery

    Yes there is ;[

    There's also a FireFox plugin that displays the current DEFCON level in the status bar if anyone's interested o_O
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont think the term DEFCON is used anymore

    i know they started using THREATCON, but that may or may not have gone out the window as well
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    JsT wrote:
    I'm battery powered and have sucessfully operated for 18 years. :p
    Mine has been working for 3 hundred years!
    Though they had to change my brain about 19 years ago, so I can't remember most of it... Bummer...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you are all a figment of my mind

    dammit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kiezo wrote:
    Yes there is ;[

    There's also a FireFox plugin that displays the current DEFCON level in the status bar if anyone's interested o_O

    send0r? :(
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