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The Geography Of A Man

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    I thought it was America was ruled by a dick :confused:

    :heart: Tweety :D

    dunno i just typed it into google.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    dunno i just typed it into google.

    Everyone would have thought you were so cool if you led us to believe you made that funny up yourself. ;(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Capacity
    Everyone would have thought you were so cool if you led us to believe you made that funny up yourself. ;(

    Coolness doesnt matter when you get older.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Coolness doesnt matter when you get older.

    What a cool thing to say. ;(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Coolness doesnt matter when you get older.
    I second that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zalbor
    I second that.

    You aren't old though, are you? She's ancient - like, 25 or something!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Doc
    You aren't old though, are you? She's ancient - like, 25 or something!

    Ahem.

    Ok then, I second it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by The Doc
    You aren't old though, are you? She's ancient - like, 25 or something!

    Yes i'm ancient.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by The Doc
    You aren't old though, are you? She's ancient - like, 25 or something!
    Old enough for what? She said "older". As long as there are people younger than me, I am older. :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Yes i'm ancient.
    I think that makes me... archaic, isn't that the word?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zalbor
    I think that makes me... archaic, isn't that the word?

    your profile says your were born 1985 :s.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Tweety
    your profile says your were born 1985 :s.
    Yeah... Isn't "archaic" less old than "ancient"? I thought that's the way it went...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: The Geography Of A Man
    Originally posted by Tweety
    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
    Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.


    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
    Between marriage and death a woman is like a nail in the neck - Slow and painful
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zalbor
    Yeah... Isn't "archaic" less old than "ancient"? I thought that's the way it went...

    Heh no idea.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lets get real here ...
    with age ...men mellow ...become wizened people ...women ...they end up looking like crippled men with blue hair ...face it.
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