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Hollyoaks

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
What the hell happened to Dan?

First person to say "he died" get's a kick in the shins
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zooming round the track in his car for the race he only just managed to make with help from his trusty sidekicks Jake and Ben.
    ...looks like hes gonna win...
    ...no wait....he's losing...
    ...he's gonna win!
    ...Losing!
    ...Winning!!
    Debbie shows up in true "last moment i came to tell you i love you" style....
    ...Dan crosses the line in first place, skids out just across the line, is hanging out of his window going "by golly i seem to have won this delightful little race"...he and debbie exchange i love you's from shouting distance across the track

    BOOM!

    Dan and his car go up...leaving everyone to be washing Dan flavoured chunks out of their clothes for a month.

    Peace
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HA HA HE'S DEAD

    sorry glitz baby just had to say it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by AlmightyBob
    Zooming round the track in his car for the race he only just managed to make with help from his trusty sidekicks Jake and Ben.
    ...looks like hes gonna win...
    ...no wait....he's losing...
    ...he's gonna win!
    ...Losing!
    ...Winning!!
    Debbie shows up in true "last moment i came to tell you i love you" style....
    ...Dan crosses the line in first place, skids out just across the line, is hanging out of his window going "by golly i seem to have won this delightful little race"...he and debbie exchange i love you's from shouting distance across the track

    BOOM!

    Dan and his car go up...leaving everyone to be washing Dan flavoured chunks out of their clothes for a month.

    Peace

    :eek:

    Poor Dan
    Originally posted by turlough
    HA HA HE'S DEAD

    sorry glitz baby just had to say it

    :yeees:

    *kicks*

    :p
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Some fit birds in Hollyoaks. Ding dang do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ~*STRESSED*~
    It was so sad tonight when Debbie opened her present off Dan :(

    I know it was :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im more concerned with bombhead tbh, he must be missing his mum this time fo year ;) never liked dan or his half mullet thing and i hate jodi albert *voms*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    i hate jodi albert

    DO U WANT TO FIGHT
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    im more concerned with bombhead tbh, he must be missing his mum this time fo year ;)

    was her body actually in the house still?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's so funny how people get really into soaps like it's real life, i don't mind watching the odd episode but i'm not entrenched in it or anything.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww poor wee Dan. I liked him too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I only ever watch Hollyoaks no other soaps.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ~kaz~
    I only ever watch Hollyoaks no other soaps.

    i believe ya ;)

    no really i do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    DO U WANT TO FIGHT

    i think she looks like shes been hit in the face with a frying pan, and that fucking red lipstick is disgusting
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think a good 99.9% of blokes would say she's hot :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Nash
    I think a good 99.9% of blokes would say she's hot :naughty:

    the rest being gay yea.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pic of this lady you speak of?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jodi Albert

    Anyways, I didnt see it tonight, again :rolleyes:

    What did I miss? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Glittery Vodka
    Jodi Albert


    Jodi Albert = gorgeous :heart:

    i thought it was a bit shit killing of dan, they could have another go with him and Debbie but no they kill him off.....

    This is one sopa i am really into [/sad] ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Richeh
    This is one sopa i am really into [/sad] ;)

    Same. It started off as perving, and now I know all the names and who's related to/going out with who. It really is sad.

    But then so do LOADS of guys I know, so it's OK.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    will someone tell me if bombheads mum's body was really still in the house.......???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by twisted_trinity
    will someone tell me if bombheads mum's body was really still in the house.......???

    yes it was. He kept her body for months and months :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but tis not now tho-phew! I like hollyoaks-find it really easy to relate to as it s more aimed at people my age and not full of depressed londoners or ott northeners like corrie or eastenders.

    Ok it may be depressive at the mo. That bloody candi girl is so annoying! I hate justin and want to kick him and hey I'm not obsessed-er honest! lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Richeh
    yes it was. He kept her body for months and months :nervous:

    what happened to it, and why and how?

    but yuck....even i'm not that gross.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lee and Stacy found her body and then the body was taken away and was examened. She died of stroke and nothing could have been done to save her. When she died bombhead couldn't accept it and didn't want to let go of her so that is why he pretended everything was fine and carried on cooking for her and things.

    Tonight bombhead throw his mums ashes away.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ~kaz~
    Lee and Stacy found her body and then the body was taken away and was examened. She died of stroke and nothing could have been done to save her. When she died bombhead couldn't accept it and didn't want to let go of her so that is why he pretended everything was fine and carried on cooking for her and things.

    Tonight bombhead throw his mums ashes away.

    oh god......:(

    i'm glad i don't watch soaps any more....too depressing
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God...Hollyoaks tonight was super boring! Why did they kill off Dan anyway? They need to ditch Ellie and Tony. And i dont exactly think Ben is going anywhere, but i guess he is popular with the viewers so he stays.

    Anyway...bring back the interesting storylines...Bombhead's mum rotting on the couch style :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think tony needs a new 'do at the very least

    curtains were ok when hollyoaks first started back in the day but not now!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did they show the funeral?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1andonly
    Did they show the funeral?
    Thats what I was wondering , one minute everyone was getting into the cars to go to it, the next they were in the pub. Did I blink and miss something :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wondered that also, but no they didnt show the funeral service it just skipped right to the pub.. Where it was the usual case of loads of faces you'd never seen before in the show who obviously were supposed to know Dan :eek2:
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