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Yep, the real difference between men & boys is the price of our toys.
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you are not impressing anyone mate ...seriously.
Erm, please don't give him good ideas. I am afraid enough as it is, of his presense on the boards (no kidding). I don't want to face myself on the same continent as him. Seriosly.
Actually I have been 'over there' and saw a bit of the ol pirate kingdom, Paris, lots of Italy and a bit of Switzerland, Germany, and a few others...and my daughter is from Kiev, Ukrane if that tells you anything.
One of my jobs in the military was at 'Site Pluto' where we stored all the nukes for NATO outside of Vicenzia, Italy. Faced off against the 'red hordes' of the Eastern Block nations...now, that was a fun job. (talk about some big boy toys.)
I have to admit that I did enjoy Paris more than England...but the reasons back then were obvious. The French hated US for liberating them but loved our $$$ and that is what did the talking. O'h, and the food was great too.
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And who says women enjoy sex more than men? Link? Source? How can you measure that?
Women enjoy sex more than men because they have the equipment to enjoy it more...every nerve ends at the clitoris...providing multiple organisms...unlike the poor fellow who just hops in the saddle, shoots his wad, and believes in his heart that all is well and everyone now happy.
You have to 'mess about' down in the camels toe a bit to get it right and naturally no two are the same which is a good reason for multiple wives/experiences.
Pleasureing a lady is truly one of life's great rewards...if you want to pleasure her brain learn how to kiss her (the way she likes it).
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please this is disguesting....im feeling ill more and more by the second....this is politics and debate not sex!!!!
This is insulting.
So to stimulate a woman's brain you have to kiss her?
Ask her if you are confused on the subject.
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You know perfectly well that sex controls politics...if you don't I'll explain it to you.
As some say; "The world runs on bitch power."
Beware da truth of life.
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Oi Diesel!
Fancy a little talk? Just want to see how good your memory is like. I promise it wont take long bubba...
...trust me
Are you kidding? My job in the military required me to forget...now it's a habit...or is that hobbit!
And tell me...why must I be a 'troll' just because I come over to visit?
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Come on Diesel, give us a story Jackanory...I could do with a right good laugh :yes:
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Does it help you to stop the dribbling perhaps...
I like the head banging gif...lets me relate to the islamics better.
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When did you ever say that you were in Laos?
I just have other things to do between replying to frivolous posts...you brought up Laos, nuf sed.
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