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burglar watch.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i'm on burglar watch tonight.
the area is getting its xmas hammering.
we have planted a few temptations around and abouts ...alloy wheels ...open windows ...unlocked vehicles etc.
there are about twenty of us within a 4 mile radius ready to act ...
it will be heavy tonight!
the message will be ...you won't get away with it round here ...
last year ...was pretty quiet compared with the year before when we achieved a few beatings and even more arrests ...word went round but ...seems to be back to normal again though so we are acting again.
our problem in the countryside of north wales is we have so few coppers ...the nearest car may well be thirty miles away and that might have one young copper in it who is already dealing with a half dozen calls.
the A55 coastal express means scouse thieves are half an hours drive away ...manchester an hour ...they see us as easy pickings but we are fighting back.
have to go for a half hour now to sit freezing my fucking arse off in some bushes ...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha.I could picture this.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmfao, sounds excellent!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha, will teach the scum a lesson :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't forget the Garden Gnomes need protecting too
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sounds like a good idea!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Remember to only use 'necessary' force:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lukesh yuo=new and wrong so stfu kplsthnx


    Rolly, try to hit them round the legs, less fatal damage and they can't run away.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    way to go!!!:D
    give 'em one from me rolly;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ahhh, good ol' fashion vigilante action. ye cannae beat it i tell ye

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    any updates for us rolly?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    next year do you mind if i come down and give you a hand
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A beating is fine if you drag him to the bottom of your stairs. He fell, obviously; it's what the rozzers do.

    Avoid head shots and you're fine;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one incident where half a dozen of us were summoned to a remote rundown farm where an ancient and defencless old couple hundreds of years old saw someone breaking into the barn.
    turned out to be a young homless couple trying to get their heads down for the night!
    the old couple have let them stay and supplied blankets ...but only till after xmas. the guy has promised to repair some broken pannels. we all had a good laugh and then rounded up some grub for them to see them through ...i swear if the girl has a baby it will be written about in a big book and talked about for thousands of years!
    made my xmas!!!!!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    rozzers

    Not heard that word in a while! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one thing i hadnt heard for a long while to describe coppers

    jam butties
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MrG
    one thing i hadnt heard for a long while to describe coppers

    jam butties
    how about woodentops?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats a good one, do they come from mfi, and thats why the police force is dire and unliked?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MrG
    thats a good one, do they come from mfi, and thats why the police force is dire and unliked?
    MFI round here have always been reffered to as ...made for idiots.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    You must be one of the wise men... Hang on, I'll check the stars...
    to be honest i hadn't given it a second thought till i sw a mate today and he said ...'that was a xmas story lastnight wannit'?
    ooo yerrr ....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    MFI round here have always been reffered to as ...made for idiots.

    My grandad told me thats what it stood for for a long time, and I believed him.

    Now i just call it that for fun.
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