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Blonde jokes...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
...courtesy of my friend Matt :p

What did the blonde's right thigh say to her left thigh?

Nothing, they've never met :D


Why do blondes wear tight skirts?

To try and keep their legs together :p


What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty at the top.


Why was the blonde on the roof of the pub?

The barman said, "the drinks are on the house".

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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    What's a brunette between two blondes?
    An interpreter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe

    Whats a blondes idea of safe sex?

    Putting the handbrake on the car on

    bad i know just one i seen on the net the other day
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How do you know when a blonde's been using a computer?

    When there's Tipp-Ex on the screen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a magic lamp, rub it, and a genie pops out. It grants each of the three women a wish.

    The redhead says "I miss my friends and my family, I want to go home!" In a puff of smoke, the redhead is whisked home.

    The brunette says "I'm cold and hungry, I want to go home too!" The genie brings her home too.

    The blonde says














    "I'm lonely, I want my two friends back!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ^ I like that one :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why does a blonde jump over a transparent wall?

    ...to see what's on the other side.


    Why did a blonde remove the door off her toilet?

    ...because people were peeking at her through the key-hole.


    Why are blondes fans of <insert your most hated football club here>?

    ...because they're stupid.


    How do you call a blonde with dyed hair?


    ...Artificial Intelligence
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