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Stupid labelling.

We've all seen the nuts with labels that say "may contain nuts"...but what about this one.

Clicky

Look at the bit in pink.
Found on my milk bottle today.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    what about shaving gel that says suitable for vegetarians? - I shit you not

    Its because it wouldnt have any animal fat/products in it-saves reading the label for ingredients I guess.

    Which one is it, out of interest?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Stupid labelling.
    Originally posted by MoonArcanum
    We've all seen the nuts with labels that say "may contain nuts"...but what about this one.

    Clicky

    Look at the bit in pink.
    Found on my milk bottle today.


    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And they actually call that drink milk, do they? :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    really? I never knew it would have animal products in it? :confused:

    may contain dead foxes ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: It's obvious for the really, really stupid people about. Or maybe someone allergic to milk tried to sue them for a joke.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WARNING: This milk contains milk! Huh?! :eek2: Whatever next?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    would it really?

    I'm blonde and gullable :(

    Not dead foxes, but animal glycerides...which are basically fat/lipids.

    Could be from foxes though :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On this juice bottle it says "concetrate"... so I did and nothing happened.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'may contain nuts' ...why the fuck should it when i didn't buy nuts?
    might as well put...may contain things you don't want it to and shouldn't realy be there anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was in Waterstones yesterday, and there was a book about stupid labels, including the one about nuts.
    Best one I saw while flicking through the book was a label on a hairdrier "Do not use while sleeping" :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by star*
    i was looking in a TV guide today, and it had loadsa holiday adverts in the back, one was advertising scotland and it had a little photo of a village, hills, castle thing etc...
    on the photo it said

    "not actual size"

    well, duh!

    :lol:

    please keep these coming guys they are just classic
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it goes with serving suggestions ...'serving suggestion' ...and there is a picture of your beans on a plate ...well we never would have thought of that would we!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    swedish chainsaw: do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it always makes me chuckle when i buy a packet of peanuts at the pub and it says *may contain traces of nuts

    no shit

    Or when it says Ingredients- peanuts
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i remember a label on knives... "do not put in children"

    oh man, i went out and bought this 12 pack of stabbing implements for that particular reason!

    teach me not to read the label :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    check out this website, Engrish
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my favourites are those little packets that you sometimes get in shoe boxes that say 'do not eat'.

    dammit, those little hard balls look super-tasty :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    my favourites are those little packets that you sometimes get in shoe boxes that say 'do not eat'.

    dammit, those little hard balls look super-tasty :(

    but why else are they in the box!?!?!?!!??!!?1j1233,1`"?¬?¬¬???
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Someone gathered a few funny ones and posted them on a magazine, here's a few that I remember.

    On the box of a bar of soap: Use it as a regular soap.
    On the box of a set of Christmas lights: Only for indoor or outdoor use.
    On a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop the chain using your head.
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