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# Worst joke ever...

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**The Mix Honorary Guru**
in General Chat

Why do maths geeks always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25.

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25.

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## Comments

The Mix Honorary GuruThe Mix Honorary GuruOctal and Decimal.

The Mix Honorary GuruOhhh...

*flicks blonde hair*

The Mix Honorary GuruThe Mix Honorary Guru(a very geeky one too I guess)

The Mix Honorary GuruI think to count as the "worst joke ever" it actually has to be a joke.

The Mix Honorary Gurubut make the bingo caller say the numbers in urr... Hexadecimal. That'd confuse the old cunts. :yes:

Theydon: It was funny in a mathematical kinda way

The Mix Honorary GuruThe Mix Honorary GuruWhats grey and can't swim?

A castle!

The Mix Honorary GuruThat's fucking terrible!

which is why I laughed. sssshh

The Mix Honorary GuruI know one about a higgs boson too, but I think I'll save that for another day (it's just as bad)

The Mix Honorary GuruAnt and Dec

The Mix Honorary Guruwye aye.

Yes, a bit like them.

Skive's The LimitDid you hear about the constapated mathematician?

He tried to work it out with a pencil.

The Mix Honorary Gurugod i'm suck a geek to get these jokes

The Mix Honorary GuruThere are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those that don't.

The Mix Honorary Gurustop please i feel like the biggest geek in the world

Legendary PosterI got that one too...

heh.

The Mix Honorary GuruI didn't get that. Thank God I'm not a geek

Skive's The LimitThat's not funny.

But THIS is:

-What makes a tapping sound outside the window, is yellow and extremely dangerous?

-A canary wearing wooden shoes and holding a bazooka.

Skive's The Limit210 =102

Which means, the decimal number 2 is written as 10 in binary code.

Legendary Poster1=yes/on 0=no/off

Skive's The LimitLegendary Poster0=no (people who do not understand)

I thought it was clear enough...

Skive's The LimitLegendary PosterThere are 10 (1's and 0's) types of people who understand binary.

Not too hard to understand really.

cant be arsed to argue this any more.

The Mix Honorary GuruMine was better

The Mix Honorary GuruDad: NO, you have too much shirts!

Since that day, the little boy ate no more apples..."

mine is WORSE!

The Mix Honorary GuruThis used to be my sign in name on msn for a while, you would be amazed at how many people asked me about it because they didn't understand!

Legendary PosterTheres crap, and theres making no sence