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Worst joke ever...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Why do maths geeks always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    :confused:

    Octal and Decimal.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    Octal and Decimal.

    Ohhh...

    *flicks blonde hair*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    Octal and Decimal.

    :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did say it was an awful joke :p:)


    (a very geeky one too I guess)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    :confused:
    Ditto

    I think to count as the "worst joke ever" it actually has to be a joke.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    :confused:

    :|

    but make the bingo caller say the numbers in urr... Hexadecimal. That'd confuse the old cunts. :yes:



    Theydon: It was funny in a mathematical kinda way ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i really shouldnt admit to getting that joke :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An even better one.

    Whats grey and can't swim?

    A castle!

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dan the Man
    An even better one.

    Whats grey and can't swim?

    A castle!

    :D

    That's fucking terrible!

    which is why I laughed. sssshh :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed

    Theydon: It was funny in a mathematical kinda way ;)
    hehe, read it in a newsletter earlier, just had to share the awfulness!

    I know one about a higgs boson too, but I think I'll save that for another day :p(it's just as bad)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    Octal and Decimal.

    Ant and Dec :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    Ant and Dec :confused:

    wye aye.

    Yes, a bit like them.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,287 Skive's The Limit
    This reminded me of an old joke

    Did you hear about the constapated mathematician?
    He tried to work it out with a pencil.

    :(
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Skive
    This reminded me of an old joke

    Did you hear about the constapated mathematician?
    He tried to work it out with a pencil.

    :(

    god i'm suck a geek to get these jokes :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Another old geek joke...

    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those that don't. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Another old geek joke...

    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those that don't. :D

    stop please i feel like the biggest geek in the world :(
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Another old geek joke...

    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those that don't. :D

    I got that one too...

    heh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    Another old geek joke...

    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those that don't. :D

    I didn't get that. Thank God I'm not a geek :D
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Theydon Bois
    Why do maths geeks always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

    Because Oct 31 is Dec 25.
    That made me laugh. :lol:
    Originally posted by Dan the Man
    An even better one.

    Whats grey and can't swim?

    A castle!

    :D
    That's not funny.
    But THIS is:
    -What makes a tapping sound outside the window, is yellow and extremely dangerous?
    -A canary wearing wooden shoes and holding a bazooka.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    I didn't get that. Thank God I'm not a geek :D

    210 =102

    Which means, the decimal number 2 is written as 10 in binary code.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Or, even simpler, 1's and 0's are the only numbers used in binary coding.

    1=yes/on 0=no/off
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Dr Pirate
    Or, even simpler, 1's and 0's are the only numbers used in binary coding.

    1=yes/on 0=no/off
    Yeah, but this doesn't explain the joke.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    1=yes (people who do understand)
    0=no (people who do not understand)

    I thought it was clear enough...
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Dr Pirate
    1=yes (people who do understand)
    0=no (people who do not understand)

    I thought it was clear enough...
    The joke says "there's 10 kinds of people", not "there's 0 or 1 kinds". 10=2 in this case, if there was 3 kinds of people it would say 11 and your way would explain nothing.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    There are 2 types of digits in binary, 1's and 0's

    There are 10 (1's and 0's) types of people who understand binary.

    Not too hard to understand really.

    cant be arsed to argue this any more.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zalbor
    That made me laugh. :lol:


    That's not funny.
    But THIS is:
    -What makes a tapping sound outside the window, is yellow and extremely dangerous?
    -A canary wearing wooden shoes and holding a bazooka.

    Mine was better
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "A little boy: Daaaaaaaad buy my a bike!
    Dad: NO, you have too much shirts!
    Since that day, the little boy ate no more apples..."

    mine is WORSE!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those that don't.

    This used to be my sign in name on msn for a while, you would be amazed at how many people asked me about it because they didn't understand! :D
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Originally posted by not_an_angel
    "A little boy: Daaaaaaaad buy my a bike!
    Dad: NO, you have too much shirts!
    Since that day, the little boy ate no more apples..."

    mine is WORSE!

    Theres crap, and theres making no sence :p
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