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Work

There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.

REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

Pass it on please.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is old :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    This is old :p

    :(

    but its my first thread excluding the last one i made in ages, you could at least humour me :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Gavman
    :(

    but its my first thread excluding the last one i made in ages, you could at least humour me :(

    Ok

    Wonderful thread Mr Gavman :D.

    Better? :p

    Sorry i shall just crawl back under my rock.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Ok

    Wonderful thread Mr Gavman :D.

    Better? :p

    Sorry i shall just crawl back under my rock.

    no no feel free to keep praising me :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now if you made a thread about what you had for dinner, that would be great ;).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Work
    Originally posted by Gavman
    There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.

    REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

    Pass it on please.
    work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I got an email saying something like this once:
    This is an email containing the first ever 3rd-world virus. Since we don't have the necessary education to make it automatic, this virus is manual. Please delete the files AUTOEXEC.BAT, CONFIG.SYS and WIN.COM from your system.
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