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LIGHTWEIGHT!!! :D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I get pissed really easily but then again i am an asshole at times cos i'll knock back half a pint of vodka/gin/whisky in one go before i go out <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">.

    Most yet was a pint of vodka, neat. Couldnt do it now though. Not recommended, i had a really crap night.

    Most pissed i've been was after a load of super strength lager and pernod. Went into a fairly empty club in Oswestry, started (trying) dancing with two girls, started kissing one, got her number. Went to the bog, puked up, went outside, fell asleep under my m8s car. Cant remember much at all. I was SOOOO ill. Plus i rang the girl the next day cos my m8s said she was nice, but she wasnt. But thats happened a few times, beer makes everyone seem nice <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">....plus i chat complete crap when i'm pissed.

    I think beer is funny but not when you loose self control. Still u only live once.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sid:
    I think beer is funny but not when you loose self control.


    "the girl was loose"

    "she helped me lose it"

    loser <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    beer's always a good drink...as is anything that doesn't taste like death and make you feel it was well <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; cheers guys, and for not thinking I was being mean <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    keep 'em coming, this is entertaining! (sorry lucy, hope you don't mind)
    This is the first day of the rest of your life.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    i hate the people who stay sober and give little digs and snide comments when they think you dont understand or cant hear or something just because your'e drunk.

    I would never, absolutely never do that.

    (well, unless it was someone who I really hated <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; )

    me, I'm the taxi-phoning person <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    and Turtle, no I'm not surprised, I thought that would be the answer! but some people are often really proud about how pissed they got last night and stuff and I was just sort of wondering . . . <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    This is the first day of the rest of your life.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *~stellar~*:
    me, I'm the taxi-phoning person <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    my god, theres two of us!!

    when im proper pissed it's quite amusing... "you mean im going to have to wait with my friend for thirty whole minutes? one half hour? can't you tell them to get here a little sooner - say half one? <the time is 1am>"

    <rofl> always worth a giggle.
    I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by *~stellar~*:

    me, I'm the taxi-phoning person <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    lol oh so am i, i sometimes cant tell the person has answered and im so obviously drunk and slurring words and croaky and all sorts.. and then i cant help but make convo in the taxi, even tho my friends keep telling me to shut up, im usually sitting in the back in hysterics about something or other.... tres funny... <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Girl-From-Mars:
    lol oh so am i,

    no you're not, you just wanna be like me and stellar, i know you're game... <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    people fone you, not the other way round <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
    tres funny... [

    tres amuse* <g>


    I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    no, sometimes i phone people and FORCE phone sex upon them, bwahahah. i have the phone bill to prove it <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    and as im the only one who takes my phone with me sometimes, then i DO phone taxis <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; once though i tried but found i couldnt speak/press buttons so i just gave the phone to someone else and told them to figure it out! and when ours didnt turn up last saturday i kept quiet about having a phone coz i couldnt be bothered talking/using my credit <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    and the "tres funny" thing WAS intentional. got an A in gcse french i'll have you know! <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Girl-From-Mars:
    and the "tres funny" thing WAS intentional. got an A in gcse french i'll have you know!

    <passes gfm a bronze medal>

    cuz hey, u deserve it <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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