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is santa a paedo

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
He breaks into kids bedrooms and leave's a "present" when he's done.

Sounds suspect to me.


:lol:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm...the whole coaxing children into his den and getting them to sit on his knee is a bit suspect to me...

    Mind you my brother said when I was 5 that Santa had tragically died and him and his reindeers were travelling along an icy road on the side of a mountain, the sleigh lost control and reindeers and santa ploughed off the edge of moutain and died in a huge explosion...so...I think we're safe NOW...seeing as he died in 1992...

    Malt Munk xx :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If it's Richard Gough dressed up as Santa, then yes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When did santa ever break into anyones room? Nub. ;<
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes, the unsuspecting kiddies leave their doors unlocked and invite him in, because they haven't been properly educated about this scary old man :nervous:

    :eek2: :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am not keen on the idea of letting little children sit on santa's lap. It is usually very innocent I'm sure... but if I was a dirty old man I'd apply for a job in a shopping mall as father christmas.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My friend used to work in a garden centre...the bloke there used to be a right perv and was always making comments about his sex life and the stuff he's got up to (apparently some of it quite disturbing) and he used to be the stores santa each xmas...and then would make remarks (he must have thought them amusing) about how he used to get off on the fact the kids sat on his lap...:yuck:

    So people are...just...disgusting...and should their penises removed and their testicles stapled to their foreheads...

    Malt Munk x
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    time to call in...the paedo finder general :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wheresmyplacebo
    and a few hours later this appears :lol:

    http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74127

    And what a great thread it is. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be honest it's stupid things like people saying "is santa a paedo" that mean that kids can't even sit on santa's knee any more without some twonk thinking it's all "wrong". :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So we're all agreed, Santa is a kiddie perv!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha ha haha - what an awesome xmas chat up line, noted for future reference :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    :eek: you have a girlfriend already ! :crazyeyes

    I errr... meant - FOR chatting my girlfriend up, you know :thumb: ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    hmm yes.. :p

    :yes:

    *cough* :flirt: *ahem*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    If it's Richard Gough dressed up as Santa, then yes.

    Who? :confused:
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