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I am Meng

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I am Meng
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can I call you Mong?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    precisely
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i shall call you ming :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    don't
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Meng Teng Neng Peng Feng ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mengmingbingbongding?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Can I call you fuckface?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Please?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Meng
    no

    ORLY?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think that someone is in the room with me, I can hear breathing but I don't know where it is coming from. I have been having dreams lately of being gutted with a large pickaxe, and I think just heard the scrape of metal. I can smell ... danger. My legs don't seem to work, and the sharp, tangy odour of my own urine is stinging my eyes, as I have just wet myself through fear. I can almost sense feel the blunt, soil-encrusted tool thrusting its way through my ribcage. I hope that I pass out due to the pain, and slip away from this mortal coil blissfully unaware. Or maybe it's my mum I can hear
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    orly?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Originally posted by Meng
    no

    git
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    His Pikard I bet.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    or Monoprat
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Dr Pirate
    or Monoprat

    You = nub.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    YM
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol: where do these people come from!?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by z0ma
    Can I call you Mong?
    :lol:

    So meng, tell us more....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hello Ming. (Vase)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Hello Ming. (Vase)
    :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by aimz
    :confused:
    It was an unspeakably bad joke.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Meng
    I think that someone is in the room with me, I can hear breathing but I don't know where it is coming from. I have been having dreams lately of being gutted with a large pickaxe, and I think just heard the scrape of metal. I can smell ... danger. My legs don't seem to work, and the sharp, tangy odour of my own urine is stinging my eyes, as I have just wet myself through fear. I can almost sense feel the blunt, soil-encrusted tool thrusting its way through my ribcage. I hope that I pass out due to the pain, and slip away from this mortal coil blissfully unaware. Or maybe it's my mum I can hear

    WTF. That is a very new way of introducing yourself. Quite horrible too. :yuck:
    where do these people come from!?
    - Quite. Had exactly the same thought myself!

    Is there anything else you care to tell us about yourself Meng?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    It was an unspeakably bad joke.
    Oh no i just didnt understand it lol
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