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gloomy me

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
hey there
im not feeling good right now. im homesick and this awful weather is making it worst. would someone out here cheer me up. as far as im concern "anyone goes" for me.:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two fonts walk into a bar.

    The barman says, 'Oi we don't serve your type here'.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wat do u mean dude?
    i think ur full of crap
    ur the one who should be clipped
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

    The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke?'

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    two nuns in a bath.

    one says, 'where's the soap?'

    other says, 'it does, doesn't it?'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    two nuns in a bath.

    one says, 'where's the soap?'

    other says, 'it does, doesn't it?'
    :eek2:

    Why did the blonde get on the roof of the pub?

    She heard drinks were on the house.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    two nuns in a bath.

    one says, 'where's the soap?'

    other says, 'it does, doesn't it?'

    That is a terrible, terrible joke.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    two nuns in a bath.

    one says, 'where's the soap?'

    other says, 'it does, doesn't it?'

    I don't get it...:blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    That is a terrible, terrible joke.
    What do you call a Glaswegian in a suit?

    The accused
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kentish
    What do you call a Glaswegian in a suit?

    The accused

    Heard it :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    That is a terrible, terrible joke.

    the standard had already been set ;)


    what do you call a rude boy in a filing cabinet?

    sorted.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    what do you call a rude boy in a filing cabinet?

    sorted.
    :eek2: Don't get that one either.

    A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......




    .....and some peanuts please."


    The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin

    what do you call a rude boy in a filing cabinet?

    sorted.

    I actually laughed at that one :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group. The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group. The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!
    Political correctness gone mad. :rolleyes:

    :p

    A woman goes into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.

    So he gave her one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kazuki
    wat do u mean dude?
    i think ur full of crap
    ur the one who should be clipped

    :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    F(x)=6x + 3 walks into a bar. "Got any sandwiches?" it asks the barman. "Sorry, he replies, we don't cater for functions."
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    F(x)=6x + 3 walks into a bar. "Got any sandwiches?" it asks the barman. "Sorry, he replies, we don't cater for functions."

    :lol:

    I am quite sad, I laughed out loud at that one =/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    two nuns in a bath.

    one says, 'where's the soap?'

    other says, 'it does, doesn't it?'

    I don't get it either. Please explain? :confused:

    Theres two goldfish in a tank.

    One says to the other "how the fewk do you drive this thing?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally emailed to Kentish by kazuki
    i think ur just sad..u just want some attention and nobodys giving it to u and so u make scenes like this one
    :eek2: :confused::lol: :rolleyes: (in that order)

    You actually took the trouble to email that to me? :confused:

    _________________________________________________

    What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

    Wet feet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do you call a chav in a box?




    innit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    What do you call a chav in a box?




    innit!

    Oh dear, deary deary me. And I had faith in you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    Oh dear, deary deary me. And I had faith in you.

    I heard it last night, it was funny at the time, but i was very very tired.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    I heard it last night, it was funny at the time, but i was very very tired.

    Yes, you were tired.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL Kentish. More from this dude, his funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    LOL Kentish. More from this dude, his funny.
    He starts a thread asking for someone to cheer him up so I post a joke and he has a paddy fit. Some people. :rolleyes:

    What's the world coming to? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes associated with his ethnic group, and proceeded to make a remark which might be considered to establish conclusively his membership in that group, whereupon his companion proceeded to make a remark with a double meaning, the first meaning of which could be interpreted to indicate his agreement with his companion, but the other meaning of which serves to corroborate his membership in his particular ethnic group. The first person took offense at his remark, and reacted in a stereotypical way!

    The fuck now?

    That is too many words to be reading this early. :|
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by eefs
    The fuck now?

    That is too many words to be reading this early. :|

    Early?

    Lazy bitch ;<
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Early?

    Lazy bitch ;<

    Yeah, I got up about an hour ago ;(
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by eefs
    Yeah, I got up about an hour ago ;(

    ;o

    (erm, actually - so did I :( )
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    ;o

    (erm, actually - so did I :( )

    Should start going to bed earlier.....starting....Sunday.
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