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liposculpture

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
swimsuits are so cruel and unforgiving.

i have to go on holiday this year to hot places and be subjected to the minimal clothing requirements.

And my saggy arse will be hanging out and im not joking i have reeeeeally bad cellulite really really bad, worse than i have seen in any pictures etc.

and now i am seriously considering liposculpture, I just can't get rid of the saggy bits!!! grrrrr <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt;

when/where/how/cost/pain etc? and will i be allowed?

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I wonder who she is
Sometimes I think I know her
Sometimes I really wish I did

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  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    seems like a good idea to me too. well apart from the pain/cost/etc parts.

    drifter you have to invest in a good pair of beach shorts, and a sarong. i wouldnt be seen dead in a swimsuit, hence my avoidance of swimming pools and refusal to take clothes off on the beach!!

    Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Liposculture does seem a good option...but so much pain!

    Emmas right Emma (woah thats confusing) just get a nice swimsuit and a sarong if you hate your bottom bit. Ahhh I love sarongs hehe I've bought about 4 for my holidays this year!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeh i sooo hate hot holidays! last year i stayed indoors for most of it, which suited me fine, and helped to add to my nice pale non existant suntan. hmm. but no if i absolutley hav to go down to the beach, i usually wear massive baggy trousers or shorts or summin, or i go into the sea in a swimsuit with a t shirt over it and basically stay in there til everyones gone. im a twat. i know....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Swimsuits should be banned.

    I remember once daring a bikini in my back garden to get a tan when i was like 14.

    The strap snapped off as I was reaching for the sun screen and I screamed so loudly that my whole family looked out of thw window and saw me half naked...arrgh!!

    I've stayed in baggy jumpers on holiday to avoid similar humiliation.

    BTW, back on topic!

    I don't know how much it costs but I'd guess we're talking big bucks <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

    Sorry.

    *|* Chica *|*
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by charley:
    yeh i sooo hate hot holidays! last year i stayed indoors for most of it, which suited me fine, and helped to add to my nice pale non existant suntan. hmm. but no if i absolutley hav to go down to the beach, i usually wear massive baggy trousers or shorts or summin, or i go into the sea in a swimsuit with a t shirt over it and basically stay in there til everyones gone. im a twat. i know....

    thats what i do, the t-shirt in the sea thing!

    i used to go bodyboarding a lot with my family, and a wetsuit's alright coz you cant see any horrible wobbly flesh!! but you can see bulgy bits... eeeeek.



    Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd love to have lipsculpture....... pity i can't afford it!!!
    How bout we set up a LIPOSCULPTURE FUND?????
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Unfortunately for those on holiday in Greece in July, you'll see me in a very skimpy bikini.........lol.............
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kat:
    i'd love to have lipsculpture....... pity i can't afford it!!!
    How bout we set up a LIPOSCULPTURE FUND?????

    Good idea.



    There's a girl in my mirror
    I wonder who she is
    Sometimes I think I know her
    Sometimes I really wish I did
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kat:
    Unfortunately for those on holiday in Greece in July, you'll see me in a very skimpy bikini.........lol.............

    *quickly books a holiday to greece* heeheeee coool <IMG alt="image" alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeh lets start a fund, or else start a campaign to save us all from the evil swimsuit/bikini monster
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