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great big stinking shit farts

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
man. do you ever get about 1 or 2 hours after eating some foods it feels like you ass is warning up when you fart and the stink is amazing. i even had to move out the room because it stunk but it follwed me out on to the stairs! how do farts smell?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    YER MATE

    LAUGHING OUT LOUD

    ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF

    HIGH FIVE!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this guy is surely the real hardman no?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    this guy is surely the real hardman no?

    I'm harder
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We did not need to know that. Take that smut to Yahoo or someplace :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    I'm harder

    Wanna bet. I'm watching Paris Hilton get nekkid...again.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Wanna bet. I'm watching Paris Hilton get nekkid...again.

    Worst celeb porn, EVAR! She poses far too much.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by star*
    huh?!?

    did you just edit that? I could of sworn that said, "ohh aye!!". Or something like that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    Worst celeb porn, EVAR! She poses far too much.

    very true, it is a pile of wank.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WHAT
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jake0
    WHAT

    I'm sorry, I can't fucking hear ya
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    I'm sorry, I can't fucking hear ya

    thats ok ;]
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by jake0
    thats ok ;]

    ORLY SHITHEAD?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Roger that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    ORLY SHITHEAD?

    rly
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    btw JsT, you're new.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by jake0
    btw JsT, you're new.

    BTW JAKE0, YOUR A FAG0T
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    BTW JAKE0, YOUR A FAG0T

    no, you're just new.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    [ 23:54:25 ] <JsT|AFK> [Away] putting my pyjamas on [Info] Type !JsT


    ollolol
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by jake0
    [ 23:54:25 ] <JsT|AFK> [Away] putting my pyjamas on [Info] Type !JsT


    ollolol

    Blatantly edited.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Roger that.

    Who, Paris Hilton?

    No thanks :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Blatantly edited.

    omg as if ;<
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Was so getting his jim jams on. Awww.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eefs
    Was so getting his jim jams on. Awww.

    yer he was, bless him
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Who, Paris Hilton?

    No thanks :yuck:


    hehe, made me chuckle
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Wanna bet. I'm watching Paris Hilton get nekkid...again.
    Watching that almost sent me to sleep.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Watching that almost sent me to sleep.
    i think Ani Titmus is much more boring
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by aimz
    i think Ani Titmuss is much more boring.
    She's pretty boring as well. And she has a stupid name.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    She's pretty boring as well. And she has a stupid name.

    same as ym
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NO BUT ONE OF MY BROWNIES FARTED LST NIGHT AND OH MY GOD IT STANK!

    NEVER KNEW A 7 YEAR OLD COULD SMELL SO BAD! :D

    (oops caps! :))
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