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george bush goes to hell....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
... He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and :lol:


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nearly funny, but not quite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: out of 10
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apart from Bill Clinton and Tony Blair not being dead and there being no proof of the existance of 'hell' thats nearly funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :thumb: nice!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I've heard a different version of it before, but this one was nice!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It made me smile, but then i pictured Bush giving head to Clinton.... and it just grossed me out...
    :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    Not having second thoughts now are you? ;)

    What? About giving Bill Clinton a blow job? Nah, I'd do him.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would have thought sucking monica's penis would have been the worse hell
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