Oral Gratification

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This probably sounds fcked up amnd silly but I really could do with some advice on Oral sex.

I have a couple of problems,fisty I don't give or recieve oral sex, this is because of 2 reasons, one my past, two smell / taste.

with the new year approaching I'm hoping to get lucky, and would apreciat any tips/ advice for iradicating the smell / taste or substitute, Cuz I know there's a whole world of pleasure i'm missing out on <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

Any help would be gratefully received.
Cheers
Luk

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Maybe if you have a shower with a girl and wash each other which is quite an arousing thing to do, playing with each others bits but in another way like that, Ive done ti and it really turned me on but it was my idea so i know it wasnt cos i stunk,

anyway like i was saying have a shower or a bath together and that should help with the smell thing, unless shes got a really smelly pussy, then theres the taste thing hmmmmm well yuo dont have to put your tongue up her hole to make her cum, just lick suck and tickle her clit with your tongue just that will have her body quivering delight, maybe you could eat an extra strong mint when your aboutto go down on her then all you would taste was mint,

sorry LUKA i know this is serious but i have to sing something,


Mighty mighty mints, might might mints, thank you trebor.

GOD I AM SO SORRY LUKA

*hangs her head in shame*

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You really are a strange one Spirit...

I know Chica likes doing this, and has told us about it a number of times - you could try adding whipped cream or chocolate sauce to the area that is about to recieve attention?

Hope this helps...

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everyone feels weird about the idea of going down on someone. i know that i hated the idea, i had similar apprehensions to you about taste and stuff (has he showered this morning?!) but once you actually do it you'll realise that its not that bad and the pleasure you get when you receive can be earthmoving! so good luck!
merry christmas to all!

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i'll drink to that!!

hehehe

...god, i've been eating too much brandy butter...

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Originally posted by Turtle:
I know Chica likes doing this, and has told us about it a number of times - you could try adding whipped cream or chocolate sauce to the area that is about to recieve attention?

Turtle, you make me sound like a blow job addict! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

I don't particularly LIKE doing it, but there are worse ways to put a smile on someone's face <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; I reccomend

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Originally posted by Turtle:
I know Chica likes doing this, and has told us about it a number of times - you could try adding whipped cream or chocolate sauce to the area that is about to recieve attention?

Turtle, you make me sound like a blow job addict! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

I don't particularly LIKE doing it, but there are worse ways to put a smile on someone's face <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; I recommend the whipped cream though. Have fun.

*|* Chica *|*

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You mean to say you're not <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; Lol...

We know your secrets Chica baby. Like your love of polygamy, esp.

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Monkey boy, that was such a simple joke, yet i laughed so damn hard i'm surprised i didn't wake up my parents
*applaud* *applaud*

anyways, my decision on oral sex has changed a lot, b4 i tried it, for some reason i thought i would love it, then i got down there and i couldn't stand the smell or the taste. When i was down there i couldn't figure out why i thought i would like it at all. Then later, i thought about it again and i thought i would like it, so i did it again. Again i found it disgusting. Yet i kept getting aroused by the thought of me having my head between my g/f's legs, especially since she liked to wrap her legs around my head and force me in. Well, i kept doing it and i started to like it, the smell doesn't bother me a bit. And i acctually like the taste of it now, and when i get her to cum, I drink to that as well! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
Now its the best thing in the world, i like giving oral sex sometimes even more than i like recieving it.

YUMMY!!

keep <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; in mind!

Apollo

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although sometimes i didn't like recieving that much cuz, truthfully, she wasn't the best at giving head. But i did finally convince her to swallow. You wouldn't believe how much better it feels!

yes, i will shut up now!

apollo

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I think a lot of people feel the same way you do about oral sex, LUKA.

I think it has to do with the fact that it by far the most intimate thing you can do with another person. Intercourse isn't nearly as personal. Let's face it...both men and women have some strong tastes and odors which can only be appreciated properly if you are with someone you trust and are very attracted to. If you don't feel comfortable with the other person receiving can be embarassing and giving can be gross.

To be honest, if you don't like the taste and smell of a woman, there isn't much you can do about it. Keep in mind that if you will only do it in a shower, or ask her to wash up immediately beforehand, she will feel like there's something wrong with her.

As for me, I enjoy both giving and receiving, but to be honest, I can't orgasm from receiving. It's nice, but there are tons of other things that turn me on more. Every woman is different, so why don't you just find out what she likes and experiment a little? I think any woman would rather have a guy ask what makes her feel good than to have a guy gagging between her legs because he thinks it's what she wants!

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Girl-From-Mars

yeah i what you mean rachael, i dont like him kissing me after either, i make him go and brush his teeth!! hehe..at first we had a discussion about the taste and we both kind of agreed it was horrible (both his and mine) and then after a while he suddenly changed his mind and said he liked it.. so either hes lying or hes weird!!

but i wouldnt let him come in my mouth, anyone, i dont care if there is a choice of spitting or swallowing, it really makes me feel sick!!

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Originally posted by Turtle:
You mean to say you're not <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; Lol...

We know your secrets Chica baby. Like your love of polygamy, esp.

Oh yeah, Turtle. With all the craziness circling around my house like a fat vulture at the moment, all I can think about is when I next get to...well, you know <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; Anywayz, I've given up the polygamy thing. Too much hassle. Plus Harry's nicer to me than you ever were, you flop! *lol*

*gives Turtle a hug*

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<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; sure he is.

Newa, when you next get to u know what is probably a much better thing to think about than what you have to think about at the moment. Poor baby <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; {{{{{Chica}}}}}}}}} there, an uneven hug <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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