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FAO bongbudda

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
haha made you look!

And incidently, you sir are an ignorant maggot
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You are such a bitch, I hate you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    At least I'm attractive to the opposite sex. And by opposite sex, I mean the same species, not sheep.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So you say, I dont believe you.

    And the sheep love it anyway. You've failed to convince me they dont.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Most humans don't have to resort to beastiality to relieve themselves. Then again, there's never been any proof that you're human.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Very droll. I dont resort to beastiality, you make it sound like a lowly option, its just something else to add into the mix.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Because you're so unbelievably unattractive and totally without personality that no-one human will go near you? 'Mix' HA! It's because you have no other options!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, your just bitter because I turned you down. Get over it, I dont want to be more than friends.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think you'll find, that it was you suffering from vast fits of jealousy between myself and other fabulous probable males!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "probable males" says it all doesnt it really. If you cant tell then you know your scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well this is the internet. And at least I have a barrel to be scraping from, you're out in the fields with sheep and goats.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've got a substantial barrel thank you very much, I told you the sheep are just an add in. And I dont get involved in goats, I do draw the line somewhere.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gosh. Another fascinating Fiend thread.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    I've got a substantial barrel thank you very much, I told you the sheep are just an add in. And I dont get involved in goats, I do draw the line somewhere.

    barrel of fish is it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep, I sleep with the fishes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HAHA! You admit it, you can't get a woman, you must resort to the lowest levels of ming.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its not a one or the other choice. Some women quite like a carp in the bedroom.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What mermaids? You just sink lower and lower. You sir, are disgusting, much in the way I scrape dog poop from my shoes, so I consider you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not mermaids, now your just being stupid.

    You have to wallow in debaucery occasionally so as to appreciate the good and pure.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where is there ever good and pure in your life? You work ofr the government, you sir, are a collaborator with the insitution!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep, I'm working from the inside, getting contacts, engineering The Revolution.

    Get ready for the gulag young lady.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HA! A likely story! You'll be the one serving time in my welsh labour camps when I am benign but slightly evil dictator of the world!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No one would accept such a girly girl as a dicator, they want power, strength and strong cheek bones, like me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a concrete elephant!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats no campain slogan is it! Concrete elephant, poo pah! I tell you.

    People only have to see my striking profile and they already fall at my feet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, it's your unweildy and unbearable stench that knocks people off their feet, it is as if you have invisible body guards that no-one can approach within 10 metres without a bio-chemical suit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, thats my over powering sexual attraction which gets both men and women dribbling when they come close.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think you're confusing species again...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, granted I do tend to be quite attractive to voles too. But that doesnt mean I dont have to fend off advances from people.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Under what delusion are you labouring that you confuse people screaming and running away as your overpowering sexual attraction? You sir, have little wit and less intelligence.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, you say what you like now, I remember what you said back then when we were at the boathouse.
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