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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Health & Wellbeing
I got measured up for my seagoing uniform the other week. I'm getting shirts, trousers, tie, jumper, shorts and even socks but no cap or jacket. This annoys me. I wanted a cap and jacket so I can look like a proper officer. Humph!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What an odd thread.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont like semen.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    :yuck: guttersnipe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LadyJade
    :yuck: guttersnipe

    Huh?
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Just commenting on your tastless and unneccesary post.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry, I couldnt resist. I'll try to remain high brow from now on.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    Well below your normal standard. Was only mildly amusing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was a little crass wasnt it. I can only say I am sorry. It wont happen again.
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    JadedJaded Posts: 2,682 Boards Guru
    I should hope not, as an aspiring world dictator you should be more conscious about setting a standard...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, you have a point there.

    But, well I do need to show a soft under belly once in a while. I dont want people to think that I'm too cold and heartless. Plus this will give them a false sense of security so when the secret police come at dawn and drag them to the gulag they wont expect it.
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