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FAO bank managers

I hope you all contract ebola and die a horrible painful death.

You'd deserve it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: FAO bank managers
    Originally posted by Kermit
    I hope you all contract ebola and die a horrible painful death.

    You'd deserve it.
    oh dear ...your not with the bank that likes to say yes are you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: FAO bank managers
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    oh dear ...your not with the bank that likes to say yes are you!

    No, my bank has another way of ripping you off by fucking cunting £65.

    I hope the creaturer responsible never comes near me, because he'll wish he was a load his dirty slag of a momma had swallowed if he does.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yikes.

    I was put through to an Indian call centre the other day and the bloomin' operator could hardly understand a word of English. 'twas a nightmare :(
    HSBC used to have an excellent phone service. Now it's simply dire. :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kentish
    Yikes.

    I'm harmless unless you cross me:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kentish
    Yikes.

    I was put through to an Indian call centre the other day and the bloomin' operator could hardly understand a word of English. 'twas a nightmare :(
    HSBC used to have an excellent phone service. Now it's simply dire. :mad:
    you think you have problems!
    try getting through to some guy in bombay that the adress is in betysgwerfulcoch ...or llangollen!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    And that's what they said. Mostly harmless.

    What has the bank done to you anyway?
    held him up with a sawn off ...they don't have the decency though to even say ...'stick 'em up and give me all the money' ...they just fucking take it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    Yes, I'm sure there are people using threats to make you spend, of course, you can't always see the behind the scenes links.

    No, they just stole £65 out of my bank account, because they made a standing order bounce for less than £1.

    Thieving little cunts.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    Fight the bastards.

    Oh, I shall. Don't worry about that!

    Can you see how people are losing control of their own destiny because of shit like this?
    I dread to think what it will be like in the future...

    I join you in dreading.

    everything is computers, no say over anything, its no wonder depression, suicide, mental illness, they're all through the roof. It's no wonder people smash everything to pieces, what ahve they got to lose?

    It'll only get worse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HSBC manage to take a letter posted through the door of our local branch, photocopy it and fax it to Coventry, upload it to their international system, and allow it to be dealt with by one of their worldwide centres. I think the request, which was to cancel a weekly standing order THAT WEEK, ended up taking two weeks to be processed, somewhere in Khazakstan or Azerbaijan. I do wonder how they manage to run one of the worlds' most profitable banks with that kind of service. Probably because most of the profit comes from their business banking for people who make no physical products or sell them, provide no services and yet still manage to generate a profit.

    Although they did give us another £30 for the inconvenience. Now we're always trying to find things to complain about, because no matter how trivial it is, they always give you at least £20.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: FAO bank managers
    Originally posted by Kermit
    I hope you all contract ebola and die a horrible painful death.

    You'd deserve it.

    I'm sensing some tension here Kermit, is everything ok?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: FAO bank managers
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    I'm sensing some tension here Kermit, is everything ok?

    Not tension, per se, more a homicidal rampage.

    Anyway, I've calmed down. Now I just want to nail them by their wrists to a tree.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why give them the marter image? staple them to an advert for their bank using a nail gun.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    why give them the marter image? staple them to an advert for their bank using a nail gun.

    Martyr.

    I've got a better idea. Nail them to each other using a nail gun.

    I think I might extend my estate agents solution to bank staff too, actually.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Martyr.

    thank you
    Originally posted by Kermit
    I've got a better idea. Nail them to each other using a nail gun.

    I think I might extend my estate agents solution to bank staff too, actually.


    Estate agents solution?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    thank you

    np;)

    Estate agents solution?

    1. Round up all estate agents.
    2. Herd them all on to a ship with no food.
    3. Tow ship to middle of Atlantic Ocean.
    4. Leave for two years, letting the estate agents eat each other to stay alive.
    5. Blow the ship up, killing the few remaining survivors.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pacific, is deeper.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    Pacific, is deeper.

    Quite true.

    In typhoon season.

    With the el nino effect.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Absolutly, a problem shared, is a solution more brutal. Remember that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd rather have the satisfaction of sawing them up :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go into the bank and have a chat with them in person... do NOT phone up as you'll get fobbed off.

    if you go in and discuss whatever the problem is and if you're nice about it they'll drop it.

    has been done before.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    go into the bank and have a chat with them in person... do NOT phone up as you'll get fobbed off.

    if you go in and discuss whatever the problem is and if you're nice about it they'll drop it.

    has been done before.

    I know, and I intend to just as soon as I have a minute.

    (And no, I don't have a minute now.)

    Normally they are alright, and the another way works. Kind of. they've dropped credit card fines for me before now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    I know, and I intend to just as soon as I have a minute.

    so why waste time moaning? :rolleyes:

    attention seeker.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    so why waste time moaning? :rolleyes:

    attention seeker.

    because moaning is all one can do on a Sunday. Which is when this was posted.

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Quite true.

    In typhoon season.

    With the el nino effect.
    Give them a single spoon. We are civilized remember, even if they arnt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jinx
    Give them a single spoon. We are civilized remember, even if they arnt.

    No. I was thinking they could go at it, feral-style.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kermit- these people only do there job-i hate it when people complain about charges because they do seem unfair-but if you dont have money in your account then change the dates of standing orders until you do. at the end of the day its your own fault and nobody at the banks that your standing order bounced, we dont do it for fun or to see people to squirm (and no im not a bank manager but you wouldnt believe the amout of abuse we get for peoples own silly mistake)

    come back with a smart arse comment if you like, i agree charges are excessive but its your problem-manage your finances more carefully and it wont happen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Smart arse comment?

    So you think it is just and reasonable that I get fined £65 for a difference of less than £1?

    No wonder you get so much abuse.

    "I'm only doing my job." It's amazing how often it turns out that the "I'm only doing my job, can't help you mate!" lot actually CAN help you, they just don't want to.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    we dont do it for fun or to see people to squirm

    No, I'd respect you more if you did.

    You do it bbecause your GREED means that you will fuck over any person you can in order to add to your bank's grotesque profits.

    £7billion. Death is too good for them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Smart arse comment?

    So you think it is just and reasonable that I get fined £65 for a difference of less than £1?

    No wonder you get so much abuse.

    "I'm only doing my job." It's amazing how often it turns out that the "I'm only doing my job, can't help you mate!" lot actually CAN help you, they just don't want to.

    and what sort of buissness would give everyone a refund, it causes so much hassle for the bank to when you go overdrawn etc thats why charges are there. i am only doing my job-if people take the piss they gotta curb there spending.i dont think its reasonable but shit happens theres no proportional charges. and i dont think i deserve abuse, i didnt invent charges, i didnt make them spend and i certainly cant refund them, like i said get yourself sorted. and yes smart arse comment you know the ones you make when you try to humiliate someone :rolleyes:
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