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It's time to choose

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Blokes: Which one would you choose if you HAD to have......

Your eyes being poked out or your nads pulled off?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ooh, that's a tricky one! I'd have to choose my nads. At least they can be replaced by artificial ones. You only get one set of eyes, remember!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pull my wee man off as it can always be replaced with an XL model;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nads, though i would like children one day :chin: so that's a toughy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    nads, though i would like children one day :chin: so that's a toughy.

    can always be freezing the sperm for use later?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    can always be freezing the sperm for use later?

    In that case I'd keep my eyes :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    can always be freezing the sperm for use later?
    ahh yes ...put it in the bank ...
    "cum and save with the first national bank". the first bank for wankers.
    this modern world aye!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    ahh yes ...put it in the bank ...
    "cum and save with the first national bank". the first bank for wankers.
    this modern world aye!
    You remind me of a pretty gross joke I'd heard some years ago...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Eyes. I'd rather adopt and have dry orgasms than not being able to see the girl I'm sleeping with and look after a dog.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes, but removal of the nads would also mean no sex drive wouldnt it? You'd become sexless.

    But then you could have injections I suppose.

    So I'll complicate things and say I'll go for the removal of the nads to be replaced with artificial ones and then injections of hormones.
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