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not one to post in wrong forum but CHAV: THE MOVIE!!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2004430903,00.html


can this be true!? :eek:

whats this country coming too!

can you imagine it

Kev1: lets go get sum white lightning innit
Kev2: need 20p bloood
2 hours later they both die from alcohol poisoning after haivng sex with their 12yr hooped earring gfs :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It'll either be another ali g the movie, or the new human traffic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: not one to post in wrong forum but CHAV: THE MOVIE!!!!
    Originally posted by wheresmyplacebo
    2 hours later they both die

    One can but hope:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mike skinner would be perfic for this role, he is a proper Chav. What other celeb Chavs would be good I wonder? I reckon Denise Van Outen should take the star role of Kappa Slapper.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't wait to see it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jordan could be in it as could Daniella Westbrook as for male roles then yes mike skinner fits the mold well. Danny Dyer would be good as well, or maybe Dane Bowers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like Danny Dyer, good actor, suits the hooligan roles.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh god.
    Someone really needs to round up all the chavs and shoot them, for their own good.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I do agree, thought he was funny as fuck as moff in human traffic as well.
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