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20 Reasons Why A Woman Should Call It A Night

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling >your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truely the sexiest dance move around.

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe that you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating even though you're not the least bit hungry) pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work

8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you

9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

10.The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11.Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy

12.You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley

13.You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but thats just because you can no longer tastes the vodka.

14.You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15.You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16.You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

17.You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18.You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19.You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time between drinks.

20.You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.


Thought they were quite true, candefinately relate to 1, 3, 6, 8, 18!




(sorry if it's been done before!)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: 20 Reasons Why A Woman Should Call It A Night
    Originally posted by *§atania*
    sorry if it's been done before!

    You should be.

    That list has been around longer than the internet, man.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :impissed:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I'm obviously wrong, but I thought that it was you who had posted it last time...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've never resad it but it was like reading most drunken nights :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Seen it before; but still love it as it's quite funny how I can relate to soo many of those statements :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    I'm always moaning aren't I? ;)

    understatement of the year:p
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