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Here, as a "good night"...

Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
Maybe you've heard these before, but oh well...

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
commentators during the
Olympics that they would like to take back(7,8,9 are the best):

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and
even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I
should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the
opposition, doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice,
the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is
playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls
and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"


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