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Men Vs Women lol

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)


I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how
you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the
hair out
by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.





CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS


A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him
down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,
"Sir, I thought you were
looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's
like
this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have
to
roll my own ............. so does she.





WIFE V/S HUSBAND


A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and
pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the
husband replied, "in-laws."





WORDS


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to
be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then turned
to his
wife and asked, "What?"





STUPID AND BEAUTIFUL


A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded," Allow me

to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God
made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Men Vs Women lol
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    if I have
    to
    roll my own ............. so does she.

    oh dear, dear me.
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