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worst advert thing

Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
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...one, two, three .... GO!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Originally posted by MrG
    http://www.thebedshed.net/frameset.html

    AHHHH!!!!! ALT+F4,ALT+F4,ALT+F4!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    does this mean i win then?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    its not a competition you know:rolleyes:








    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so thats a yes then :P
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Originally posted by MrG
    so thats a yes then :P

    no ¬_¬
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I'm not your sister, Dummy!"

    :banghead:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    "I'm not your sister, Dummy!"

    :banghead:

    Oh yes, definitely! I also hate the 118118 ones... grr! And all the many thousands of debt adverts/loan adverts/insurance adverts too numerous and dull to mention individually... :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "have you had an accident in the past three years, and feel it wasnt your fault............."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MrG
    "have you had an accident in the past three years, and feel it wasnt your fault............."

    Don't forget a trip or fall.... oh and it doesn't matter whether you were the driver or passenger in the accident, sue away!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    "I trod on a peice of wood that shouldnt have been there"

    ¬_¬; where do these people think up such ideas?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dr Pirate
    "I trod on a peice of wood that shouldnt have been there"

    i want to go into the TV, grab that guy, shake him forcefully and scream 'next time watch where you're walking dumbfuck'.

    but i fear he would sue me.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    i want to go into the TV, grab that guy, shake him forcefully and scream 'next time watch where you're walking dumbfuck'.

    but i fear he would sue me.

    psst it was a woman :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats what nadia was alledged to be
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dr Pirate
    psst it was a woman :p

    nahh, you're thinking of 'slipped on some food that hadn't been cleared up'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That council house advert

    "I've got the right"

    Yeah, and??

    It pisses me off how they've all got such stereptypical jobs like factory worker, sewing machine operator etc. Grrr.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    nahh, you're thinking of 'slipped on some food that hadn't been cleared up'.

    no no no, this ones really quite old. but that one n all, now really, who would trip like that? she must have slipped like 5ft on that slop.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BumbleBee
    It pisses me off how they've all got such stereptypical jobs like factory worker, sewing machine operator etc. Grrr.

    i love how they all have broad yorkshire accents too.

    cause only people from yorkshire live in council houses, you know.
    no no no, this ones really quite old. but that one n all, now really, who would trip like that? she must have slipped like 5ft on that slop.

    maybe i'm thinking of 'i was given the wrong ladder'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What about the man whose car got stuck in the mud, then he hurt his hand whilst towing and he sued the poor bastard who'd stopped to help him?

    Oooh, or the woman who fell off the chair at work. IT HAS WHEELS ON IT YOU DOZY COW. She deserved her 'injury'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BumbleBee
    What about the man whose car got stuck in the mud, then he hurt his hand whilst towing and he sued the poor bastard who'd stopped to help him?

    Oooh, or the woman who fell off the chair at work. IT HAS WHEELS ON IT YOU DOZY COW. She deserved her 'injury'.

    people need to take responsibility for their own stupidness.

    i'm all for legal action if you've been wronged, but sueing someone cause you're an idiot who can't watch where you're walking, or can't tell what the 'right' type of ladder is for your job? get back in your hole. the end of the world is next tuesday. we'll let you know.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh my goodness, talking of chairs with wheels, one advert I love simply for its sheer awfulness is that one for an electric armchair... that one's fantastic... I'm glued to the tv in morbid fascination when that one appears... me and my mate joked about getting one each and having races :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BumbleBee
    That council house advert

    "I've got the right"

    Yeah, and??

    It pisses me off how they've all got such stereptypical jobs like factory worker, sewing machine operator etc. Grrr.

    they had an earlier version of that advert, same situations of jobs etc, exactly the same dialogue, cept they went and refilmed it, just with different people

    its very scary that, only noticed it when i was watching something the other day back at my parents house that i had taped for me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    people need to take responsibility for their own stupidness.

    i'm all for legal action if you've been wronged, but sueing someone cause you're an idiot who can't watch where you're walking, or can't tell what the 'right' type of ladder is for your job? get back in your hole. the end of the world is next tuesday. we'll let you know.

    It's the americain way. Sueing for no reason... Greedy money grabbing fuckers who sue all the time..:rolleyes:

    Say you got ill from food in a resteruant.. yes take legal accident,

    you slip on a peice of rubbish in the street... wtf lets sue the council:eek2:

    Someone in america sue there city for tripping on the curb,:eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its the burglar that breaks into someones house, trips over and breaks his/her legs and then sues

    how fecking stupid :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MrG
    its the burglar that breaks into someones house, trips over and breaks his/her legs and then sues

    how fecking stupid :P

    :lol: fucking plank..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    maybe it was a plank that they stood on ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MrG
    maybe it was a plank that they stood on ;)

    maybe.. maybe
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Originally posted by MrG
    maybe it was a plank that they stood on ;)

    Then again it was probably something like a twinkie... Or a cat.

    St00pid Americans
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by MrG
    its the burglar that breaks into someones house, trips over and breaks his/her legs and then sues

    how fecking stupid :P
    It's happened! In the USA, of course.
    And some lady was in a store, her son was running around and he made her trip and fall by mistake. She broke her leg, sued the store, and succeeded. I've heard many...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dr Pirate
    Then again it was probably something like a twinkie... Or a cat.

    St00pid Americans

    then the cat could sue
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