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what is ur fav masturbation technique?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
what is ur fav masturbation techinque? just curious to hear from others.. be honest!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well for me i'm afraid it's the bog-standard Meeting-Mrs-Palm-And-Her-Five-Daughters, how pathetically common, don't even try to shag milk bottles with vaseline in or nothing...that gives me an idea...

    but before i go off to see to that, i'd like to steer the convo around to self-serving, can Prince REALLY do that? i mean jeezy creezy, it's just so weird, now i'm jealous.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by mizdope:
    what is ur fav masturbation techinque? just curious to hear from others.. be honest!


    That's a bit of a direct question for a Newbie!!

    j9
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh im sorry... ok i didnt mean to be so direct.. just starting a new convo <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by mizdope:
    oh im sorry... ok i didnt mean to be so direct.. just starting a new convo <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt;
    Who cares if it is direct? Who cares that he/she is a "newbie"??? Y r all the "mega posters" so bloody suspicious of everyone, its better than skirting round the subject with "am i doin it right, or my gf is crap at it any ideas?"
    As far as I know there are only 2 ways for a bloke to wank, by rubbing the head and by rythmically pumping on your cock itself. My gf likes doing the first one to me, which can bloody painful if she makes a mistake!

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9j9:

    That's a bit of a direct question for a Newbie!!

    j9

    *lol* these newbies are usually straight to the point!

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anyone else notice how everyone is skirting the original question??

    This settles it, us Brits need to be more open <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere:
    Who cares if it is direct? Who cares that he/she is a "newbie"??? Y r all the "mega posters" so bloody suspicious of everyone, its better than skirting round the subject with "am i doin it right, or my gf is crap at it any ideas?"
    As far as I know there are only 2 ways for a bloke to wank, by rubbing the head and by rythmically pumping on your cock itself. My gf likes doing the first one to me, which can bloody painful if she makes a mistake!


    Calm down whowhere, from past experience I'm just a little wary of giving personal information only to realise it is being used by a perv. for personal pleasure and not out of the general interest or "need to know" indicated by the post. This is not directed at you mizdope, just at any newbie who comes straight out with it.

    If mizdope is genuine (and I am always ready with "the benefit of the doubt") then fine, but I posted that to see what the reaction would be.

    The mega posters are suspicious because we have reason to be, we have been here for a while and have seen people come & go.

    Sorry to upset you with my concern and protective nature.

    j9

    PS, I just came back to edit, adding this link to a thread which shows why I am inclined towards waryness (?sp). Arnesh, the guy wo started the thread has been banned, nuff said.
    http://www.thesite.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000307.html



    [This message has been edited by j9j9 (edited 23-12-2000).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by j9j9:
    Calm down whowhere, from past experience I'm just a little wary of giving personal information only to realise it is being used by a perv. for personal pleasure and not out of the general interest or "need to know" indicated by the post. This is not directed at you mizdope, just at any newbie who comes straight out with it.

    If mizdope is genuine (and I am always ready with "the benefit of the doubt") then fine, but I posted that to see what the reaction would be.

    The mega posters are suspicious because we have reason to be, we have been here for a while and have seen people come & go.

    Sorry to upset you with my concern and protective nature.

    Don't appologise J9 you've every right to be wary, as we all do. We've all read the stories of 40 year old pervs stalking young people using chat rooms for sexual gratification do we have a right to be wary ? fckin right we do. J9 was just trying to look after us all, in her natural maternal instinct, I for one apreciate it.

    Mizdope, if you are looking for techniques, try a book call ed "HOT SEX" by Tracey Cox (what a name for a sex therapist <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt; it's isbn is 0-552-14707-9. it'll give you all the tips you need to give yourself maximum pleasure, and the pleaseure for you G/f or B/f.

    Originally posted by j9j9:

    PS, I just came back to edit, adding this link to a thread which shows why I am inclined towards waryness (?sp). Arnesh, the guy wo started the thread has been banned, nuff said.

    NUFF SAID J9 !!!! it highlights only too well the point.. well reserched you little "thesite hound".... you ever thought of seeking a job here ? yor services woul be valuble - eh mum !! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Luka


    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see

    [This message has been edited by LUKA (edited 23-12-2000).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i agree with you 100% luka! i've been on these boards for awhile too now and seen some right pervs come and go. it thanx to suspicions of other posters that they got kicked off. its better to be wary until someone has been around for awhile. lets hear it for j9!
    luv and peace over christmas and new year xxxx

    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made them to match the men.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank you both <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    j9

    PS sorry if I misjudged you mizdope, I'm sure you understand <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    [This message has been edited by j9j9 (edited 25-12-2000).]
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