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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I am not in the best of moods right now so was wondering if anyone had anything interesting to say to help me calm down.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In the loo roll industry the trade term is 'poke through', this is measured and studied.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how about playing with the traffic?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My dog is snoring and it's doing my head in.

    Off to go wake her up.

    :\
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just found three vouchers for free drinks; this made me happy.

    I then realised that one is already expired, and that the other two are only valid for five days, and only one can be used per visit; this made me sad. :(

    Still, free alcohol. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whenever I'm in a mood I always punt kids over trees.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's lunchtime on a day in august, and we have all the lights in the house on. the sky's gone kinda....green? beige? odd, anyway.

    i have to go to the post office, and am trying to decide if the rain will stop anytime soon. i doubt it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    it's lunchtime on a day in august, and we have all the lights in the house on. the sky's gone kinda....green? beige? odd, anyway.

    i have to go to the post office, and am trying to decide if the rain will stop anytime soon. i doubt it.

    Ooo weird, Take pic of sky, never seen green sky:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Groovaybaby
    porn:D
    :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    Ooo weird, Take pic of sky, never seen green sky:p

    this was the best i could do - the camera thought i was on crack and kept adjusting the contrast. it's much greener than it looks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    it's lunchtime on a day in august, and we have all the lights in the house on. the sky's gone kinda....green? beige? odd, anyway.

    i have to go to the post office, and am trying to decide if the rain will stop anytime soon. i doubt it.


    Its still fucking hot here & no rain ect.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    this was the best i could do - the camera thought i was on crack and kept adjusting the contrast. it's much greener than it looks.

    Its the aliens coming to get you :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    this was the best i could do - the camera thought i was on crack and kept adjusting the contrast. it's much greener than it looks.

    It just looks like you have a steamed up window, but I do see a tint of green.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by daz jones
    how about playing with the traffic?

    Another n00b who thinks he's funny.

    God help us all.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if it were aliens, i think it'd be more like this:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww don't be sad. Remember someone is always thinking about you in a loving way, or some other cheesy stuff like that
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    if it were aliens, i think it'd be more like this:

    But it's a well-known fact that aliens only go after inbred cojntry hillbillys.

    If you lived in Silsden I would be worried...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    God's currently drinking Heavenly-cold Stella and eyeing up some skuurrt. I think.

    I always thought Mary had a nice arse.

    I'm glad my taste is Divine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    if it were aliens, i think it'd be more like this:

    hehe but they might be trying to hide.:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    If you lived in Silsden I would be worried...

    yes. but if i lived in silsden i'd be worried about more than just the aliens.

    then i would up and leave to todmorden or luddendenfoot or some other curiously named place.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If i wasn't in charge of a child, i would be drinking a a stiff rum & coke.:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    yes. but if i lived in silsden i'd be worried about more than just the aliens.

    Baa!

    then i would up and leave to todmorden or luddendenfoot or some other curiously named place.

    Todmorden is dangerously close to Wankashire.

    Ellie quite likes the name Mytholmroyd, but as it has a nice name it is a shithole.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    If i wasn't in charge of a child, i would be drinking a a stiff rum & coke.:)

    How about drinking the coke and just *pretending* there was rum in it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Ellie quite likes the name Mytholmroyd, but as it has a nice name it is a shithole.

    i've noticed that. such as the cosmopolitan souding portobello, wakefield, and the lovely harehills (ooh, hares running in the hills). then you go there and you're like 'oh'.

    there are exceptions though, notably Gipton, which sounds like something you might do on discovering very off milk.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have no idea.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by punkbabe
    How about drinking the coke and just *pretending* there was rum in it.

    heh dont have any & cant go get any. Oh well i will have something later when Chris gets home.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The nicer the name the worse the area- have you ever noticed how any place called "Belle Vue" really isn't?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by kaffrin
    if it were aliens, i think it'd be more like this:
    Nah. Their most recent technology makes their lights more subtle. I know, I helped them install it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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