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ohhhhhhh net bordem :(

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What fun things is there I can do on the net?

I'm so bored :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    www.ebaumsworld.com has some funny videos and other stuff on there.

    If you're at home you could download some porn and whack yourself off.

    Maybe download some music and groove away for a bit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You're always bored on here. Always. Have you ever thought that maybe the Interweb isn't for you? Not trying to get rid of you or anything like that. ;o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Capacity
    You're always bored on here. Always. Have you ever thought that maybe the Interweb isn't for you? Not trying to get rid of you or anything like that. ;o

    I'm not always bored :(

    and I can't whack off.. to early:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    ...and I can't whack off.. to early:(

    Too early to whack off? I've never heard such nonsense in all my life! Whack away Hellfire, whack away!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    I'm not always bored :(

    and I can't whack off.. to early:(

    Stop spending all your time coming on here and flirting with people who don't flirt back and trying to get net girlfriends who you'd never meet up with anyway and go get yourself an actual real life social life?

    Or maybe you'll just keep doing the former.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Koenigsegg
    Too early to whack off? I've never heard such nonsense in all my life! Whack away Hellfire, whack away!

    I can't family around and don't feel like it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG IMHO DUFFY HI2U!!!!!!111~'@#/1~
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    I can't family around and don't feel like it

    Obviously not a hardcore wanker! I was just thinking how many times I've whacked myself and I'm thinking around 2,000 +/- 100! Must have burnt off loads of calories and hopefully all that pullin has made it a little longer! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    Stop spending all your time coming on here and flirting with people who don't flirt back and trying to get net girlfriends who you'd never meet up with anyway and go get yourself an actual real life social life?

    Or maybe you'll just keep doing the former.

    pwned
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    I'm watching buses go down the guided bus lane and turn into t'Interchange.
    The road is quite busy now.

    Good god, I wish I wasn't as busy as you :p

    I'm saying this as I sit at my desk watching the rain hit off all the cars outside by the way!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fun...... our road is quiet and we have no buses
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miss Elmo
    Good god, I wish I wasn't as busy as you :p

    I'm saying this as I sit at my desk watching the rain hit off all the cars outside by the way!

    where do you work then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am at the moment just injecting 20mg of Methamphetamine into my lips just to see what will happen. feels quite funny buy i dont think i'll get high becase it cant really go any if its your lips. its quite nice because my lips looked bloated :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    I'm watching that, too *nods*
    Although I'm not watching the same cars, obviously :p

    you never know.. could me stalking her;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    you never know.. could me stalking her;)

    How do you know I'm not stalking him :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How about actually going outside. And meeting up with some mates (if you have any). Or going swimming or going down the gym?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miss Elmo
    How do you know I'm not stalking him :naughty:


    Oooooerrrrr
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Godders
    How about actually going outside. And meeting up with some mates (if you have any). Or going swimming or going down the gym?

    I can't, not for 1week, I want to go swimming but can't go because of the chlorine, can't do strenuous excersice for another week and I have to pay for the Gym:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    I can't, not for 1week, I want to go swimming but can't go because of the chlorine, can't do strenuous excersice for another week and I have to pay for the Gym:(

    What so walking is strenuous exercise? get some fresh air you hermit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Godders
    What so walking is strenuous exercise? get some fresh air you hermit!

    Well said.

    I understand you've had a back operation or something but how about after that, you actually start getting out a bit?

    The world is your oyster!

    Plus, like Godders said I'm sure you're allowed to walk. And who cares if it's raining.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Aspartame
    More to the point, if you're not...why not? Eh?

    Because you work in Jacob's Well, and that building is so ugly it makes me want to gauge my eyes out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Godders
    What so walking is strenuous exercise? get some fresh air you hermit!

    I do walk, quite a bit.. and yes even if it is raining I walk but theres only so much walking I can do,


    Lucifer, Once I am back up to normal I'm doing more excersie, getting out more etc:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    I do walk, quite a bit.. and yes even if it is raining I walk but theres only so much walking I can do,


    Lucifer, Once I am back up to normal I'm doing more excersie, getting out more etc:)

    What about the past year or so when you've been perfectly healthy and just sat inside on the computer all day every day?

    Or does that not count?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    What about the past year or so when you've been perfectly healthy and just sat inside on the computer all day every day?

    Or does that not count?

    I thought that, too.

    However I'm tired and didn't want to. So I'll let you do it instead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    What about the past year or so when you've been perfectly healthy and just sat inside on the computer all day every day?

    Or does that not count?

    past year... i've been healthy... of course.. I wasn't laid up for 2-3months with my ear, I haven't had Rsi which i've only recently been concerned about and now my recent medical problems, exams lately, busy year for me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    past year... i've been healthy... of course.. I wasn't laid up for 2-3months with my ear, I haven't had Rsi which i've only recently been concerned about and now my recent medical problems, exams lately, busy year for me

    LMAO.

    2 - 3 months.

    So you've spent 9 months revising? What happened to the whole "i haven't revised for my exams but i'm gonna ace em all anyway" attitude?

    You've spent time not being able to go out and excercise because you've been "concerned"?

    No, you haven't had a busy year. Go out and get some friends or something, you're worrying me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Doofay
    LMAO.

    2 - 3 months.

    So you've spent 9 months revising? What happened to the whole "i haven't revised for my exams but i'm gonna ace em all anyway" attitude?

    You've spent time not being able to go out and excercise because you've been "concerned"?

    No, you haven't had a busy year. Go out and get some friends or something, you're worrying me.

    oh just fuck off, how the fuck can you sit there and tell me how to run my life... huh.. you have no fucking right to tell me what to do..

    you peice of shit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    past year... i've been healthy... of course.. I wasn't laid up for 2-3months with my ear, I haven't had Rsi which i've only recently been concerned about and now my recent medical problems, exams lately, busy year for me

    I'm sorry but that business about your ear, from what I remember we've had a similiar operation. I did not sit around on my arse for 2-3 months, I didn't need to!

    Your RSI will be caused (I think) by the time you spend on the internet and playing other computer games etc.

    It's a viscous circle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lucifer devil
    I'm sorry but that business about your ear, from what I remember we've had a similiar operation. I did not sit around on my arse for 2-3 months, I didn't need to!

    Your RSI will be caused (I think) by the time you spend on the internet and playing other computer games etc.

    It's a viscous circle.

    yeah I know, thats why I am sorting it out :)

    Your operation, did you have 2 in the space of a year?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    oh just fuck off, how the fuck can you sit there and tell me how to run my life... huh.. you have no fucking right to tell me what to do..

    you peice of shit

    I'm so sorry :( i can't believe you had to resort to insulting me on the internet :( YOU SWORED AND EVERYFING!!!

    Someone call the police, we've got a rebel on the loose.

    I have no right to tell you what to do [I wish i did, but...] Do you really want to become even more of a pale kid?
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