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when terrorists strike...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Remember kids, play safe. Here's newbie's easy-to-follow guide:

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Don't get trapped under stuff.

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If you are trapped; amuse yourself with flashlight games.

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Do not breakdance in rubble.

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If you see an explosion... run in the opposite direction.

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Don't live here.

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If you think about chemicals long enough, they'll appear. Don't think about chemicals.

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If debris starts to fall, hide and proceed with a blowjob.

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If radiation knocks on your door, do not open it for any reason, no matter what it says

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you will be bombed at 5.12 today, just saying...

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Do not catch on fire under any circumstance.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Make your escape plan as confusing as possible.

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    People of the future will not have faces.

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    Not to worry, this is an iraqi home.

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    If terrorists attack, throw fish into portals.

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    Although nauseous gas is not classified as an act of terrorism, we recommend that you stay away from this guy.

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    If you don't get this, you are proper fucked.

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    When terrorists attack, expect to be shagged from behind... then cry.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That has been done already, and you knwo it:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    vis_chem_exit.gifvis_chem_choke.gifvis_chem_fish.gif

    I would go down on you, honestly, but it really smells.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    That has been done already, and you knwo it:p

    yeah but i think this thread is funnier. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, yeah, I prefer this one
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by n00b1e
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    If terrorists attack, throw fish into portals.

    Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it. ;)

    Also, I'd like to add:

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    If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.

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    Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.

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    After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

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    Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

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    The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one armless hand.

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    If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

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    If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

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    If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
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