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If anyone agrees with these statements, they should be shot

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
"I really enjoy all those antique programmes on BBC in the morning, followed by Father Dowling Mysteries repeats in the afternoon. I feel pleased my license fee is being spent so wisely on cutting edge tv".

"I think we were right to invade Iraq"

"Going into town on a Saturday night is great fun, everybody's just out for a good time!"

Do join in, chums :thumb:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Be the bigger man and don't twat him."

    "Old people are so endearingly lovely."

    "Driving slowly is the onyl way to be."

    "70mph is the maximum safe speed on a motorway." (bearing in mind the 70mph speed limit was brought in because of a fuel shortage in 1974, not for any "safety" reason).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'the checkout at tesco is the correct place to loudly discuss my women's problems. especially the discharge, i just love to talk about that.'

    'well no-one ever died of toothache'.

    to me - 'hi there, is your mummy in?'

    'of course i'm a size 10. jeans are supposed to be circulation-stoppingly tight. a 14? don't be so silly.'

    'i think it's cool to spit in the street. the mingier and greener, the better.'

    'there's no need for me to watch where i'm driving, cause i drive a 4x4, and therefore the highway code doesn't apply to me.'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "tucking trousers into your socks is the epitome of high class"
    "standing on a street corner drinking is a good night for me"
    "I think a K-reg vauxhall Nova with blacked out windows is an excellent vehicle".
    "Neon lights on a car are cool"

    I could go on forever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "If I leave my hazard lights on while parked on a double yellow line its not really parking badly."

    "Crime has sky rocketed since Labour took office."

    "Immigrants are stealing our jobs."

    "Islamic men always beat women."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Bongbudda, the mods choice"

    Lol, sorry couldn't resist
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All of them love me, thats why I never get warnings like most people. You should see some of the things LadyJade says to me, well no best not, they are a bit blue.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well...I met Karla. She was fit, and her fit friend cracked onto me :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Karla? Which ones she? Theres so many of those bloody Mod's now a days I cant keep track on 'em.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    she was the second one, she helped set the place up with Dom. Not that he's ever around anymore :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, dont ask me, I dont pay attention, they cant censor me!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Cause I'm in a lorry, I can cut infront of you and it'll be okay. :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere
    she was the second one, she helped set the place up with Dom. Not that he's ever around anymore :rolleyes:

    He's far too important to condescend to talk to us.

    That, and he's fed up of the sheep jokes.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    'I won't tolerate anyone not understanding I'm better than him, and I'll make sure anyone who does doesn't escape without a number of bruises.'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Because I drive an HGV I can ignore the crawler lane, and also I'll just try and overtake on a hill with my limiter screaming'

    'My sports car is black and shiny, and I've got a really big willy, no really, watch me drive at 120mph and overtake on the inside'


    'I'm old with my wife and will sit in the middle lane at 60, but I won't move over for you, I don't want to sit behind a lorry'

    Day on the motorway anyone?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "The child is not a little brat to you because of bad parenting. It's because you are mean and should not be left in charge of children."

    "They obviously went on a murderous rampage because of video games/Norwegian Death Metal/Quentin Tarantino movies."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Smoking is cool"

    "Glue sniffing isn't just for kids, it can be fun for all ages"

    "I need instructions for this thread"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "It is not spam, it's targeted marketing!" :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    beckyboo will be sober on friday night.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "You haven't lived until you've taken drugs. The only reason you haven't is because you are boring and afraid."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    "You haven't lived until you've taken drugs. The only reason you haven't is because you are boring and afraid."
    but as a doctor doc ...you should know that drugs can keep people alive!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Taking a comment that somebody made that was perfectly understandable, and then catching them out on a technicality is OK."

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    "Taking a comment that somebody made that was perfectly understandable, and then catching them out on a technicality is OK."

    :p
    ho har!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I want a big mac , large fries and a diet coke because I'm on a diet."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I can shout louder than you, therefore I win!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Well, I don't want you to come over and make me dinner, as well as bring me the booze YOU bought me and have sex with me later. I've not seen you all week. However I DO want to go out with my mates and get lashed despite seeing them a few days ago."

    Wanks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    beckyboo will be sober on friday night.

    lol :D

    Im having a Big Brother eviction party :hyper:

    Well not a big party but have a couple of friends coming round and of course I shall have to be the perfect hostess and keep the drinks flowing :D

    then kick em out straight after BB :p
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    'it's perfectly alright to sit in the second lane of a dual carriage way, especially with 10 cars queuing up behind, besides, the view is much nicer that side'

    'heartedly deny being a homosexual obviously makes you graham norton’s kinky gay lover'

    'when there's a crash on the other side of the motorway, the best cause of action is to slow down and have a big gawp at the poor sods. this way traffic on both sides can slow to a crawl and achieve maximum discomfort on a hot day'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by White Noise
    'when there's a crash on the other side of the motorway, the best cause of action is to slow down and have a big gawp at the poor sods. this way traffic on both sides can slow to a crawl and achieve maximum discomfort on a hot day'

    :yes:

    "I am better than you because I wear fake burberry and pull one trouser leg half way up my leg, and you are wearing black omg"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The top 40 consists of the best 40 songs currently out on release!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An exclamation after your post DOES make it extremely funny!!!!
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